152: my bestie's boyfriend peed in my backpack (w/ Zach, Keith & Rainie)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger, and Rainie Toll join the show to take stunning calls about a roommate's boyfriend peeing in a backpack, and collecting bones on the highway.

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0:00.0	Hello Vegas!
0:04.0	I'm just not having as much fun as I thought I would, okay?
0:06.0	You know, as the host of the show, I get nervous that I backed the wrong horse.
0:10.0	I mean, these guys may not be ready to find love.
0:13.0	Will is high all the time.
0:16.0	Oh my god, your eyes are so much on.
0:19.0	Hey, Eric. All right, not my turn.
0:21.2	Shut up.
0:22.2	Las Vegas is a magical, sort of horrible place.
0:25.1	And at the same time that it sucks, it also is great, and it makes people horny and excited.
0:30.8	Oh, oh, God.
0:34.7	Will said I was a bitch.
0:35.9	This is the last Bachelor show of the tour,
0:38.1	and I just am hoping it goes well for my guys.
0:41.1	Stop! Stop! Stop!
0:43.4	It can't be that bad.
0:44.6	They're so blessed.
0:45.7	It's unbelievable.
0:47.4	It's all building up to the act.
0:49.5	You know what I'm saying?
0:50.6	What the hell?
0:51.7	I just want to say I wasn't prepared for that. I mean, guys, that is how I want us to communicate, okay?
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