What's your statute of limitations on food found on your desk?

Are we talking five second rule, one minute rule, one day rule?

Let's say theoretically I had some fruit gummies, Welch's yesterday, not a product placement, delicious fruit flavored gummies.

Okay.

Non-narcotic, I assume.

No, no, they were not weed gummies.

They were the ones that I put in my daughter's lunch sometimes when I want to give her a treat.

And possibly when I cleaned off my desk at the end of the day yesterday, there was an extra one left in the bag that I noticed as I sat down here this morning.

I was like, I like a fruit gummy.

So 24 hours is that in the like it's dry?

It doesn't go bad.

Feels like a real Homer Simpson-esque situation.

Like pondering found food, the edibility thereof.

It's still squishy.

I take that back.

Like Homer wouldn't hesitate, right?

Like you have more class than Homer Simpson because you're at least thinking about it.

In what is possibly on rewatch, the most offensive Simpsons episode ever, the Venus de Milo,

gummy demylo one where he grabs the gummy off of the babysitter's ass as she's getting out of the car and then starts a sexual harassment thing.

And they minimize the,

the idea that sexual harassment is a possible, is a real thing throughout the entire episode.

Yes, he did not hesitate. He saw the gummy and ate it without, without a second thought.

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