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Jesus Christ.

Recently, I've been crawling in the crawl space under my home.

Oh, that was the perfect sound for that.

That was the perfect sound.

I sort of got hands and knees on and I was Army crawling in the dirty, dirty underneath of the home that I

rent.

You got it.

You got a.

Really good question.

Well, basically, I had to move my desk from one room to another room into our bedroom

because we're having another baby, so we had to turn the room that I had my desk and

into an office room.

Right.

And I decided that I needed to have fast internet so I sort of got a long cable.

I found my way into a little porthole on the side of the house.

And I army crawled along, drilled a hole up the floor for the cable to go in.

So the internet is nice.

What would be the worst thing you could have found in there?

Oh, it was pretty bad. I was definitely like going on being like, oh, there's a big shard of glass that I narrowly avoided.

There's like a weird moldy space that's like, this is the underneath of a house where water and mold happens.

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