150: accidentally recruited my coworkers for a threesome (w/ Owen Thiele)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Owen Thiele (Adults, Overcompensating) joins us in the call center to take stunning problems over the phone. We speak to callers about accidentally recruiting the fellow half Asians at work for a threesome, making out at the company outing, and stealing your boyfriends roommates toothbrushes.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.4	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're of course a person.
0:23.3	Recently, I've been putting ice cubes in the dryer.
0:28.5	Yeah, I actually thought that I'd steam my shirt because this morning it was a little wrinkled.
0:35.4	But guess why, Owen, Theo?
0:37.3	What?
0:40.3	I actually didn't work and it just made my shirt kind of wet.
0:41.4	A hundred percent.
0:42.2	Obviously.
0:43.9	I've done that before as well. I thought that I would sort of do a life hack.
0:45.6	Honestly, you know what?
0:46.5	It actually did work a little.
0:47.8	Can I be honest?
0:48.3	Your shirt looks gorgeous.
0:49.6	Okay, so maybe it did work a little.
0:50.8	It looks completely steep. It looks like a stylist steamed it. No.
0:54.9	Thank you so much. It literally does.
0:55.4	But I'm obviously here on the show with Owen Thiel.
0:58.7	Hi.
0:59.4	Of course, my gay little opening.
1:01.6	Your gay little sound effect.
1:03.3	My gay little sound effect.
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