150. The Inevitability of Death

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Lay down in the dirt and take a lil nap called DEATH. Yep! The Story is here to tell you: ain’t no one gonna stay alive forever except a few jellyfish. Accept your demise and send your memories to hell, uh huh. Invocation Petitions for Patreon Congregants Liturgical Reading: The Inevitability of Death Closing Apologies The Story will find you again in two weeks and you can’t even STOP it. MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	The The story doesn't want you to feel bad.
0:28.6	The story doesn't want you to feel good.
0:31.6	To be honest, when the story is at home, cracking open a beer, and watching Discovery Plus.
0:38.3	The last thing the story wants to think about is you.
0:42.3	Truly, we are alone with our memories.
0:48.3	The story must be told.
0:50.3	The story must be told.
0:53.3	Today, we remember that the story sometimes isn't a big bug, or it isn't a scary monster, or an enemy telling your secrets to your lover.
1:03.0	Sometimes the story is just you, all the little things inside you, twisting around your eyes before you go to sleep.
1:12.4	And know one thing for certain.
1:15.1	One day, that story will end.
1:20.8	Brother Reap.
1:24.6	Thanks, Sister Galista.
1:27.5	Today, we share petitions in honor of our cheddar forking congregants on Patreon.com slash T-S-M-B-T.
1:38.8	The response is, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, that's a good story.
1:45.0	For Caitlin F, may the story grant your wish.
1:51.0	Tomorrow morning, you'll find a big hole in your back.
1:56.0	You'll try to poke it with a finger, but your finger is one big mitt, and you'll try to shout,
2:02.5	What's the deal with dis?
2:04.7	But all you'll say is he he he he he he that's right, your wish was to be a big dumb fish.
2:12.7	Hey brother, reed, that's a dolphin.
2:15.8	Ugh, forget about it.
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