149. Warmth and Dissolution - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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In their masses, human beings amplify emotion until the smallest sensations become shared, tangible links. But we are floating alone in the void and cannot remember touch. Recall human contact and become confused! Guest: Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 podcast, IG: @jackthatworm) Invocation Robot Liturgical Reading: Warmth and Dissolution Closing Statements In two weeks more Story is gonna pull up to your orb and demand entry. GRANT. IT. MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com LIVE SHOW: https://www.axs.com/events/430541/last-podcast-on-the-left-tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	T-T-MISION Control. This is Pastor Andrew. Copy, over.
0:05.2	T-T-U-K-T-U-C-T-U-C-T-U-C-T. Uh, continue. Over.
0:09.6	Shh.
0:10.6	I'm in space, and... Just letting you know there are lots of stars and...
0:15.7	I've even seen space satellite. Should I be worried about space satellite? Over.
0:21.6	Uh, no cause for concern, Pastor Andrew.
0:24.6	Space is safe and filled with space satellite. Good luck in space. Over.
0:30.6	Roger that, Mission Control, over.
0:33.6	Thank you, congregants. That's a new prayer I wrote based on real events called Pastor Andrew in Space.
0:40.3	The story must be told.
0:42.3	This story must be told.
0:44.3	You know, while we're talking about space, I think I'd be remiss to not mention our favorite space friend, Robot.
0:52.3	Come on out here, Robot.
0:59.0	Thank you, Pastor Andrew. Be-hoo.
1:00.0	I'm gonna ask Robot here a space question
1:03.0	that's on every congregant's mind.
1:05.0	Tell us, Robot, what are this year's top spring fashions?
1:10.0	Be-boop, Robot says wear festive shorts and beatboot muted but bold colors.
1:19.6	Wear extra robodiles for some flare and beep boop coordinates.
1:29.7	Beboot, I'm a robot.
1:31.6	Oh, thanks, robot.
1:32.6	Come on, everyone.
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