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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys went live, riffed on Blau's vacation, sexual fantasies, switching bodies with Jack Harlow, and much more. 

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0:00.0

I

0:02.0

Onica started my fucking Monday you coming up. You almost done wrong like that number six all right. We're live

0:07.3

Whoa, Hanukkah change their year every year. We're live here. Let's catch them up. Yeah, so Hanukkah

0:12.1

Michael didn't know the Hanukkah. It's talking to you. Well, that's the thing is like I was having this debate with the lady over the weekend

0:17.7

It's like I'm not a big fan of holidays. I hate him. I think I just click for me is like

0:23.0

Christmas every year it's on the same day. No, maybe not you know Tuesday Wednesday, but like it's the same 25

0:29.7

Yes, so there's this build up. There's this build up and you can kind of edge yourself on Christmas candles

0:34.3

But with Hanukkah every year it changes and it's sometimes it's in November sometimes

0:39.7

There's like the end of December so it's like you've never really know when to get anticipation and build up

0:44.3

Is it so it's on the jukeh calendar?

0:47.2

Yeah, it's not gonna look at the calm that that's why it changes every every time right because in in due years

0:52.9

We're at like more like 5,000. I don't know yeah cuz we like reset it. Yeah, when they when crisis

0:59.5

Well, they're counted literally I'm not joking. I think we're I think we're on like 4,000 something something something

1:04.8

But it's totally this is real we're on a floating rock, but anyways, yeah, it's so hard to like get excited for the holidays when you're like

1:12.6

no

1:13.8

When is it this year what's happening and then also you go to like no Christmas storage is blasting dreidel dreidel dreidel

1:20.1

If they were you should get out of that store

1:23.0

Dreidel con is kind of

1:25.0

Jaddle jaddle dreidel I made you out of clay and when it's trying to ready dreidel I shall play

1:28.9

Have you ever played dreidel dreidel? Yeah, I don't know how to do it. You just spin there's four options

1:33.0

So it was like gambling. It's like dice but for Jews. Yeah, whoa

1:36.4

Well, yeah, because you bet and then with there's four one is

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