149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Anna Garcia joins the show once again to take iconic callers. We solve issues about ripping your pants at work, confronting a 90 year old nun for watching illicit videos on her work hard drive, and getting sneezed awake by your neighbor every day.

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0:00.0	this is a headgum podcast
0:03.3	Hello and welcome to
0:18.2	I'm perfect and you're, of course, a person.
0:24.0	I've been having a little cashews as a snack.
0:28.9	Nuts. Selted unsalted.
0:30.8	We're actually talking sugared cashews with sesame seeds from Trader Joe's.
0:35.3	I love the coconut cashews.
0:39.3	I, what are they doing over there?
0:41.4	They're making two nuts, cocoa nut and cashew nut.
0:43.7	And I'm like, and sessa nut.
0:46.0	And sessanut.
0:46.9	Sesame nut.
0:47.8	That's right.
0:48.5	But when I eat a legume, I feel that I'm eating of the earth.
0:51.6	When I, because I'm like, okay, I'm not as a Dorado.
0:53.2	It's the earth. When I, because I'm like, okay, I'm not as a Dorado. It's the earth. It's nature.
0:55.0	Some times when I'm like, I've eaten so unhealthy, I'll have a packet of nuts and I go,
0:58.5	oh my God, I fixed it.
1:00.4	Oh my God.
1:01.0	I fixed it.
1:02.0	Look at me having it.
1:02.8	And honestly, salted nuts will do just fine, but if I have an unsalted nut. I've lost 20 pounds. I've immediately dropped 20 pounds if I'm having an unsalternut.
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