15: Get That In Your Mouth!

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 14 September 2015

⏱️ 42 minutes

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What is art? Should we lower the drinking age? What kind of liquor is the best? Who should I play with on Mario Kart? How do decrease my impact on the environment without money? What do you do when "The One" leaves you? And OTHER QUESTIONS ANSWERED!!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear John and Hank.
0:06.9	Or as I like to call it Dear Hank and John.
0:08.9	There's a podcast where I, John Green, along with my brother Hank Green, offer some dubious
0:13.6	advice, answer your questions and give you all the week's news for Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:19.8	Hank, how are you?
0:20.8	I'm doing good.
0:22.2	John, you and I just had a conference call.
0:24.6	Wasn't that enjoyable?
0:25.8	I love a good conference call.
0:28.0	I always thought that the whole point of being a working novelist was that you didn't
0:31.8	have to have meetings, but it turns out that I still do have to have meetings.
0:35.5	In fact, I have to have an astonishing number of them.
0:39.0	Also, Hank, to be completely upfront with you, I have a hangover.
0:44.2	I threw up from drinking this out for the first time since my 30th birthday.
0:49.5	What are you, a teen?
0:52.0	I hadn't had a drink in about 45 days and then I had a few of them.
0:59.6	I think my tolerance had been significantly affected and it was a difficult and painful
1:06.2	evening.
1:07.2	Indeed, it has been a difficult and painful day.
1:09.8	I don't want to undersell it.
1:12.8	There is absolutely nothing to recommend how I feel right now.
1:17.2	We'll talk more about alcohol during the advice portion of the podcast, but everything
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