14: Jurassic Mars
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2015
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Do other people exist? How do I become a good middle school teacher? How do I know if I'm being egotistical? What is "home" and will I ever find it? And a secret that Hank has never told anyone and is totally ashamed of!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.1 | Doors I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank. |
| 0:08.3 | It's the podcast where me and my brother John talk about stuff and we answer your questions |
| 0:13.9 | and we give you dubious advice and it's fun. |
| 0:17.0 | We also share all the news from Mars, which is a cold dead rock distant from the sun and |
| 0:21.8 | AFC Wimbledon, which is the white hot center of America's most popular sport. |
| 0:27.1 | And we usually start out this podcast with a poem from my brother John. |
| 0:32.4 | Actually, we usually talk about how we're doing. |
| 0:34.2 | How are you, Hank? |
| 0:35.2 | Oh, is that really? |
| 0:36.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:37.2 | I don't know how the podcast works. |
| 0:38.2 | I'm good. |
| 0:39.2 | You know what I just did, John? |
| 0:40.2 | Do you know what I just did like moments before this podcast began? |
| 0:44.4 | Did you get a new refrigerator? |
| 0:46.2 | No. |
| 0:47.2 | Better than that. |
| 0:48.2 | Is your refrigerator fixed? |
| 0:50.0 | That's what the world wants to know. |
| 0:51.7 | I ate pesto that was taken out of my fixed refrigerator. |
| 0:57.0 | Congratulations on having fixed your refrigerator and being able to enjoy pesto. |
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