Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Yours, I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.

It's a comedy podcast where Hank Green, who is me and John Green,

who's my brother, give you dubious advice,

answer your questions and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

That's true. How are you Hank?

I'm good. Oh man.

I-I-I-my hair is out of control and I can't find a time to get a haircut.

It's a disaster, John.

I mean, it's so-it's so hard to be me.

How have you gotten to a point in your life where you can just call someone

and have them cut your hair while you work?

I had not-I-I thought of that.

I imagine that's how the president does it.

That's exactly how the president does it.

He's like on the phone with the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

and the-the Prime Minister is like,

I'm sorry, there's some background noise and he's like,

oh no, I'm just getting a haircut.

Yeah, I-I actually went to see the president.

You may remember not to brag or anything,

but I was getting my makeup done by his personal makeup person.

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