You Bukkake You Buy It
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2021
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's just get into it. I fucking had a goddamn show in New York. Yeah |
| 0:06.6 | You ever look at a woman and you just go why are you here? |
| 0:11.3 | Why are you gonna go one of so many ways? Oh, it's not going the good way like hot no or annoying annoying |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, yeah like a fucking just a just like an ugly boot became a huge like just to just |
| 0:24.2 | Chock full of two moms at the Saturday late night new Brunswick. By the way all those shows in New Brunswick were like just like |
| 0:31.5 | It just felt good. It felt like a warm hug from comedy. Yeah, and usually what comedy does it brings you up |
| 0:37.0 | Then brings you down so Jackson for it. It's gonna be a guillotine fucking chokehold to the cock. No, I'll report back to you |
| 0:44.2 | Next week. I think it's a me I honestly think I'm gonna be fun. Yeah |
| 0:48.0 | I just want to ride a gator. I'm sorry. I just want to ride a gator. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know why you wouldn't you think gator |
| 0:53.5 | Gators have to brush your teeth |
| 0:55.5 | Or do you think they just lose their teeth? Hey, there's a little hell of people have like gator teeth and tartate |
| 1:00.7 | Tark teeth. Wow, shark teeth. Yeah, shark tooth necklace. That's fucking |
| 1:05.8 | If you're a 2002 energy fucking I watch MTV the hills |
| 1:09.9 | Yeah, if you have a shark tooth necklace you have HP V100 percent you have a lot of things. Yeah multiple kids that aren't yours |
| 1:17.3 | Oh my god pulling out not an option. Yeah, you don't pull out anyways |
| 1:22.0 | I also found this but Cardi had been in my backpack because I was probably in a sketch, but here we are |
| 1:26.7 | So there's an annoying lady at your show. Yeah, I for I get on what club |
| 1:32.2 | Eastville comedy club so and New York comedy clubs are pretty small because they're packed in |
| 1:36.7 | Which is honestly how comedy supposed to be it's great |
| 1:38.7 | But that means you could hear and see every I mean I literally go to this woman |
| 1:43.3 | I do I do a bit of crowd work. I dabble in it, you know what I don't I don't like to get right in jokes up top |
| 1:48.4 | So I literally go hey |
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