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Stiff Socks

You Bukkake You Buy It

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on an anniversary bang-a-thon, quick nuts, and the weird  disses you get from other comics. They also hear from a listener about a  sex club in Calgary and give some advice about premature cummin'.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's just get into it. I fucking had a goddamn show in New York. Yeah

0:06.6

You ever look at a woman and you just go why are you here?

0:11.3

Why are you gonna go one of so many ways? Oh, it's not going the good way like hot no or annoying annoying

0:18.0

Oh, yeah like a fucking just a just like an ugly boot became a huge like just to just

0:24.2

Chock full of two moms at the Saturday late night new Brunswick. By the way all those shows in New Brunswick were like just like

0:31.5

It just felt good. It felt like a warm hug from comedy. Yeah, and usually what comedy does it brings you up

0:37.0

Then brings you down so Jackson for it. It's gonna be a guillotine fucking chokehold to the cock. No, I'll report back to you

0:44.2

Next week. I think it's a me I honestly think I'm gonna be fun. Yeah

0:48.0

I just want to ride a gator. I'm sorry. I just want to ride a gator. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know why you wouldn't you think gator

0:53.5

Gators have to brush your teeth

0:55.5

Or do you think they just lose their teeth? Hey, there's a little hell of people have like gator teeth and tartate

1:00.7

Tark teeth. Wow, shark teeth. Yeah, shark tooth necklace. That's fucking

1:05.8

If you're a 2002 energy fucking I watch MTV the hills

1:09.9

Yeah, if you have a shark tooth necklace you have HP V100 percent you have a lot of things. Yeah multiple kids that aren't yours

1:17.3

Oh my god pulling out not an option. Yeah, you don't pull out anyways

1:22.0

I also found this but Cardi had been in my backpack because I was probably in a sketch, but here we are

1:26.7

So there's an annoying lady at your show. Yeah, I for I get on what club

1:32.2

Eastville comedy club so and New York comedy clubs are pretty small because they're packed in

1:36.7

Which is honestly how comedy supposed to be it's great

1:38.7

But that means you could hear and see every I mean I literally go to this woman

1:43.3

I do I do a bit of crowd work. I dabble in it, you know what I don't I don't like to get right in jokes up top

1:48.4

So I literally go hey

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