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Perfect Person

148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Raina Morris joins us in the call center to take stunning calls from anonymous callers about being framed for looking at boobs on your work phone, receiving a mystery gift from a noisy neighbor, and annihilating your cheating boss.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:17.5

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.

0:25.6

Wow, the fart noise has extra sauce on it.

0:29.1

Forgot I raised the DB for the live show.

0:32.3

Recently, Raina, I've been doing something very special.

0:36.3

What is it?

0:37.4

Put your peas in a bag.

0:42.7

They're in there.

0:44.2

Don't have a bag of frozen peas that is sort of ripped open that you leave in the freezer.

0:52.5

Put those peas in a little zippy.

0:55.1

I don't want to see peas on the ground no more.

0:59.6

I want to see them in a zippy.

1:01.9

Yeah.

1:02.8

Okay, so got a few questions for you right off the top of God.

1:05.5

Absolutely ready to answer it.

1:06.5

How often we eat in them peas?

1:08.6

Oh, when I make mac and peas, I'm having them all over.

1:12.0

Okay.

1:12.6

When I make mac and peas for my little guy, we are having frozen peas.

1:18.4

Absolutely.

1:19.0

He'll eat them as a candy.

1:20.8

Just frozen.

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