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Perfect Person

147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (Durham LIVE w/ Jay & Jon)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bees, and a chicken that keeps outsmarting its owner.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:17.5

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Burlington, you're of course, a person.

0:25.0

Recently, I did a hometown show, and I actually got to see people from my past, watch the life that I've been working on in Los Angeles.

0:35.4

Guys, this week, it is the live episode from the Dialtone tour.

0:40.0

This is from one that we did last week in Durham, North Carolina.

0:45.1

The shows have been going great.

0:46.7

It's been so fun.

0:47.4

We're kind of like cramming a bunch of shows in before I have a second baby,

0:51.8

because that's going to be crazy.

0:53.2

And then I'm going to have a two-year-old.

0:55.5

And then I'm also going to have a newborn.

0:58.6

So I imagine that that's going to be a circus of all types of proportions.

1:02.9

But I wanted to say, thanks to everyone who came out.

1:06.2

And then we wanted to release this one to everybody to kind of give them all a taste of what the live experience is. And also let you guys know that if you like this, that the rest of the

1:18.8

shows from the tour, for the most part, are all on Patreon as well, as well as the shows from

1:25.9

last year during the self-help tour, all of those are on Patreon.

1:31.4

And also, like, it was so, it was so weird to go back to my hometown to do this show.

1:38.0

I mean, the guests on stage were fantastic.

1:39.6

Everyone was really, really funny.

1:41.3

The beekeeper couple, I cannot get enough of.

1:46.4

And I think you guys will see why being terrified of thousands of bees, a huge plus. But it was also weird to like,

1:52.7

like, there's elements of the show that are not necessarily in this episode because I do like

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