142: Millenial Life Crisis

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

The boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also riff on gummy bear blowjobs and pretending to be color-blind for cool points.

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0:00.0	Imagine you pound it out by guy on the wizards. I'm fucking a wizard.
0:06.5	Ladies and gents, tour dates, tour dates, tour dates,
0:10.1	stand in comedy, Michael Lausstein, where are you gonna be? I will tell you.
0:14.5	November 2nd, I will be in Raleigh, North Carolina. November 3rd, I will be in Charlotte,
0:18.8	North Carolina. November 4th, I'll be in Nashville,
0:21.6	Tena, C. November 5th, through the 7th, I'll be in Atlanta, Georgia.
0:26.0	November 21st, I'll be in San Fran, those tickets are going so get on it.
0:30.9	And then December 9th, New Date, December 9th, I will be in San Diego, California,
0:36.5	Google tickets at blowcomedy.com. Mr. Wallace, where the?
0:41.7	Oh, I'll tell you, I'll be, I'll be, Plano, Texas, sold out, Suckmite,
0:47.6	Flashing Panez. Please don't do that. Or if you want, I don't really care.
0:51.0	Virginia Beach, October 22nd, through the 24th, Virginia Beach,
0:55.1	Suck Little Beach, New Brunswick, New Jersey, Stress Factory, A, I'm fucking
0:59.6	Jersey, that was terrible. November 4th, through the 6th, just added today,
1:04.2	New York City. I'm gonna be in the back. Gotham Comedy Club on November 8th.
1:12.4	November 8th, November 8th. Monday, two shows as part of the New York Comedy
1:16.5	Festival, pull out, pull out, I'm a girl scout. November 18th, through the 20th,
1:22.0	we're gonna be in Jacksonville, Florida, sorry to flex, Florida, pull up, you
1:26.2	crazy son of the bitch, is Denver, Colorado, December 9th, through the 11th,
1:30.8	low-second warning, December 9th, through the 11th, Denver, Colorado,
1:34.5	then we're gonna be in North Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina, Charlotte,
1:38.6	December 16th, through the 18th, Nashville, Tennessee, January 6th, through
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