143: Cooter Pond

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister.

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0:00.0	How do woodpeckers go down on their girl?
0:03.3	GAAAAT!
0:06.5	What the F is good, Stiff Socks, Watchers, Viewers, Lissers, Consumers,
0:10.4	Anybody and Everybody!
0:11.8	What the F is good, dude?
0:13.4	We are on tour and real quick for the people looking at this on the video.
0:16.8	We are not on a new set of the podcasts.
0:19.0	We are actually in a fucking Marriott.
0:21.8	Yeah.
0:22.6	This is bad as it looks.
0:24.3	It's 100% retweet.
0:26.1	Gabe Shum.
0:26.9	Yeah.
0:27.9	We'll talk about why we're at a Marriott and not a comedy club, which we thought we
0:32.9	were going to be at this weekend in the episode.
0:34.9	So stay tuned to figure out how the fuck we are headlining a Marriott.
0:38.9	And this is where else you can see me and Michael Palestine.
0:41.9	Oh, Michael, two fine blasts.
0:43.9	I will be yelling about feet where I will tell you upcoming shows.
0:47.9	Raleigh, North Carolina, November, 2nd, Charlotte, North Carolina, November, 3rd, Nash,
0:53.9	Bill Tannasey, November 4th, November 5th through the 7th.
0:58.5	I will be in Atlanta, Georgia, San Francisco.
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