Do Bees Bang?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn about clap cleats and give some advice to a listener about dealing with hecklers on stage.

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0:00.0	You're titties are coming in. Can I say that?
0:03.0	Forget about it.
0:04.0	Can I say, what I bring it up, it was bad.
0:07.0	Probably. Oh, you're drinking too much soy milk.
0:09.0	You definitely have tits and I come over. No, that's not what I'm saying.
0:11.0	What I'm saying is, when I saw you at life is beautiful.
0:13.0	Thank you everyone for coming out.
0:14.0	Oh, the shirt off.
0:15.0	With the shirt off.
0:16.0	Oh, the shirt off.
0:17.0	I was like, hold up.
0:18.0	How fish, daddy?
0:20.0	I'm trying to figure out what my body looks like.
0:21.0	If somebody was to just drop it.
0:22.0	Like shit.
0:23.0	All right, I was gonna go like a cracker, barrel, mascot.
0:28.0	You know what I was trying to think like what if somebody was like,
0:31.0	like let's say I was single and somebody was trying to pitch to the friend.
0:34.0	But he's like, uh, let's see what he looked like.
0:37.0	Well, he got hair.
0:38.0	Uh, body looks like.
0:40.0	Oh, body looks like.
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