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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

2020 Christmas Special

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Join Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard for their first ever Christmas Special!

Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning Broken simulation,

0:06.2

simulation, broken simulation,

0:07.0

Sam Tripoli.

0:20.0

Hello! Hello and welcome to another episode of Broken Simulation. I'm your co-host Sam Tripoli and it's time to bring in your host for a very Merry Christmas

0:26.2

Mr. Johnny Woodard, how are you Johnny?

0:29.6

Good man. Merry Christmas to you. Is that Woodland Cret-Cret-Cret-Critters?

0:35.6

Christmas?

0:36.6

It's a South Park thing.

0:37.0

It's those like sweet-looking little critters that will actually kill everybody.

0:40.6

You know, they're like really evil.

0:41.8

Oh, I love them, dude. But but did you when you saw the word wood do you go hey dude that could be

0:47.2

mine I could be I could have my own like theme park like Dollyland is like woodland in the wooders.

0:55.0

Dollywood.

0:56.0

Yeah.

0:57.0

Yeah.

0:58.0

No.

0:59.0

Wood land.

1:00.0

Learn to you know, steal a welder and stuff like that, leave it in the middle of a field, all the fun

1:07.2

stuff you do here at the woodland. Park!

1:13.0

It's not working.

1:15.0

This is not working. Woodley Park!

1:17.0

I feel like just like the guy...

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