I'm pulling on my driveway.

We all know what that means.

It's time rather drive to work.

Okay, so I have had many hats in my time at Wizards.

I've done many jobs, but there's one job that I still can't believe that I not only have I done, that I continue to do, which is being an artist.

I need to stress, I have no artistic ability whatsoever.

I did not go to art school.

I do not know how to draw very well.

But yet, so far, I'm on nine different cards and there's more coming.

How do this happen?

Why do they keep making me draw?

That's today's topic.

Okay, so let's go back to the beginning, to the origin of my illustrious illustration career.

So we have to go back to unglued, which came out in 1998.

So one of the things that we were trying to do in unglued was we wanted a lot of jokes on every level and so we were looking for a lot of cool

and different ways to do art we had art that broke the box we had art that you know

interacted weird ways there was art that went off one card onto another card so one of the ideas

that i thought would be funny was one of our cards,

what if one of the cards looks kind of like it was done by a child? You know, what if we had like

a children's drawing? And then it dawned on me that I can draw like a child.

And I decided that it might be fun if we put it on,

look at me on the DCI, since the joke basically is us making a joke

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