135: A Quick Hit of Cooter

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Mr. Wallace and Mr. Blau outdo themselves with this one. They discuss the possibilities of cumming on electrical fences, the most willld ihop waitress, and we find out a crazy secret from Michael.

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0:00.0	So, will it be skiing?
0:03.0	Or Christmas markets on a city break?
0:06.5	Skiing? Or a city break?
0:09.0	Some problems are good problems to have.
0:12.0	Especially with flights this winter from 29.99 one-way
0:17.0	and package holidays from £159 per person.
0:21.0	Get the king at EasyJet.com.
0:24.0	Selected dates, holidays at all protected based on two adults for three nights,
0:28.0	restrictions and season C supply.
0:30.0	You're not an aunt. This is what you're aunt.
0:32.0	No, he got re-
0:34.0	Oh, it's a blind show.
0:36.0	Wow!
0:38.0	Wow!
0:40.0	Okay, C. Okay, C.
0:42.0	We are on the road in a hotel room if you're watching this on YouTube.
0:46.0	If not, then no fucking difference. But holy shit.
0:48.0	This has been great. It's raining. It's thundering. It's lightning.
0:52.0	Tour dates, tour dates, tour dates. I'm on the road.
0:54.0	Michael's on the road. Look, guys. Spokane, Washington.
0:58.0	This weekend, the Thursday, Friday and Saturday early shows are sold out.
1:02.0	Get those late fucking tickets, baby Spokane. So excited.
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