Badussy on Ice

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub.

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0:00.0	Let's get ready to rumble!
0:04.0	Are you ready? Ready for Sykes?
0:07.0	Unique holiday cottages across the UK.
0:11.0	Selected by Sykes? Perfect for you.
0:15.0	Rated, excellent, untrust pilot.
0:17.0	Get ready to explore.
0:19.0	Get ready to relax.
0:21.0	Get ready for Sykes.
0:23.0	Get ready to book your next holiday at SykesCottages.co.uk
0:30.0	Vinny Barabuchi!
0:32.0	Who's that?
0:33.0	Vinny Barabuchi!
0:35.0	That sounds like a guy who hasn't visited the Italian Dali in two and a half weeks and thought he was dead.
0:41.0	But he walks in and goes, hey! Vinny Barabuchi!
0:44.0	You were taught by the sound of your cleats hitting the ground.
0:47.0	You would have been swimming with the fishes in pet co.
0:50.0	And they always want to put cement on the feet.
0:53.0	Yeah, well it's funny because cement takes so long to dry.
0:56.0	How do you keep muck by during the whole time?
0:58.0	You just talked to him.
1:00.0	He came and had a walk into therapy, time out your problems.
1:02.0	What are they doing in my feet? It's all part of it. It's like massage.
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