Jerk Off in a Tesla

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and hailing taxis in movies is a hoax.

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0:28.2	Search Times, number one.
0:30.7	Will sex robots decrease or increase people buying sex workers?
0:35.0	And what do you think the average price for a sex robot will be?
0:38.0	Do you think it'll be expensive?
0:39.1	Or do you think it'll be priced for sale?
0:42.2	Can I interject for something a factual thing?
0:44.7	And then we can get back to this because it's
0:46.6	jogged my memory, as they say.
0:48.1	Stupid saying.
0:51.7	Hookers, prostitution, legal in New York.
0:55.5	Oh, yeah.
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