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Stiff Socks

Jerk Off in a Tesla

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

 This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right  time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and  declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and  hailing taxis in movies is a hoax. 

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Transcript

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0:28.2

Search Times, number one.

0:30.7

Will sex robots decrease or increase people buying sex workers?

0:35.0

And what do you think the average price for a sex robot will be?

0:38.0

Do you think it'll be expensive?

0:39.1

Or do you think it'll be priced for sale?

0:42.2

Can I interject for something a factual thing?

0:44.7

And then we can get back to this because it's

0:46.6

jogged my memory, as they say.

0:48.1

Stupid saying.

0:51.7

Hookers, prostitution, legal in New York.

0:55.5

Oh, yeah.

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