131. Egon Wins The Lottery

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Egon wins the lottery. But this isn’t a fun lotto like Shirley Jackson’s—it gets serious! Slurp slurp, if you can. Invocation Psalm: “The Most Comfortable Sectional” Liturgical Reading: “Egon Wins The Lottery” Concluding Prayer Two weeks from now you’ll receive a Story so true you’ll be MAD at us. Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Hey, Brother Reed here.
0:25.6	I can't really, I can't talk.
0:30.6	I'm too thirsty.
0:35.6	The story must be told. The story must be told.
0:39.3	The story must be told.
0:43.3	I'm not... I'm not drinking anything.
0:48.3	Not until...
0:50.3	Hold on.
0:53.3	I gotta let me spit gather.
0:56.0	Then I could eat or swallow something.
0:59.0	Well, it takes a while.
1:04.0	Uh, yeah, I'm taking a liquid fast until the new cro-crow of flavor comes out.
1:12.0	Cro-Crow of fudge.
1:13.8	Yeah.
1:15.7	The new flavor is fudge.
1:18.5	And the second it comes out, that's all gonna drink.
1:23.4	But until then, yeah, they say the first two weeks are the hardest.
1:31.1	Four more.
1:33.4	Sister Glista, give me a psalm.
1:36.6	I'm arguably dying.
1:42.1	Thank you, brother, Reed.
1:48.9	Your cheekbones are so defined. And I know it's because you're dangerously dehydrated.
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