132. Wet Dog Smell - Guest Preacher Joe Pera

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Woof ruff woof ar-oof woof woof. Ruff ruff! Ruff ruff roo roo. Grrrrrrr. Yip yip yip yip! Nnnn nnnn nnn! Guest Preacher: Joe Pera (preorder his book at https://www.amazon.com/Bathroom-People-Pooping-Peeing-Escape/dp/1250782694) Featuring Betsy Winchester Parks (The Dog The Boy) Invocation Testimony for Dogs Liturgical Reading: “Wet Dog Smell” A Startling Revelation In two weeks you’ll be BEGGING for a new Story. Heh heh, and we’ll give it to ya, too. In this episode: Erik Satie - Gymnopédies No. 1 W.A. Mozart - Requiem in D Minor, K. 626 - VIII. Lacrimosa Frédéric Chopin - Prelude in E Minor (Op. 28, No. 4) Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Welcome, congregants, to the one service a year where we celebrate a certain fussy friend.
0:15.0	Is it cats?
0:17.0	Uh, n'uh, Chester.
0:19.0	Is it skunks?
0:20.0	Ha, ha, ha, pee you, chud. Uh, are-uh, Chester. Is it skunks? Ha, ha, ha, pee, you, chud.
0:22.3	Uh, are we talking about maybe dogs?
0:26.7	Ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha.
0:27.8	You betcha, Charlie.
0:29.4	Dogs, this story must be told.
0:35.4	As you can hear, we kicked out all our congregants to make room for all those little
0:41.4	whoof-woofs, a bunch of bow-wows, little rough-ruffs and arf-arf-arfers, yeah dogs.
0:48.0	Today we offer testimony defending the honor of our canine friends.
0:53.2	Some people don't like them. What, what, do you like, Barretts?
0:56.0	Get out of here, Scott.
0:59.0	First up, Brother Reed.
1:02.0	Hold on, hold on.
1:04.0	I'm coming, I'm coming.
1:06.0	Move.
1:07.0	Uh-huh.
1:09.0	Thank you, Pastor Andrew.
1:11.6	It's hard to wait through a sea of dog flesh.
1:19.2	I have one thing to say about dogs, and it's this.
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