129: Can Gingers Cum?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder.

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0:30.0	Can you have a jail for fucking your cousin? I think the answer is no.
0:33.0	Well, I know what soundbite games we can start with.
0:36.0	Really, Polly Oli, tour dates, ladies and gentlemen.
0:39.0	We got two updates.
0:42.0	We are doing stand-up comedy in these locations.
0:45.0	Coming up, Mr. Trevor Walls, I have Sandu 722 to the 24th,
0:49.0	that's July 22nd to the 24th, five shows,
0:52.0	then the week after Los Angeles, Burbank,
0:55.0	Los Angeles, Burbank, get it Cincinnati,
0:58.0	August 5th to the 7th, Oklahoma City,
1:01.0	August 12th through the 15th.
1:03.0	Okay, C's see you there, Spokane,
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