126: Michael's Hot Mom Reveal

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title.

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0:00.0	Sometimes you just need to get away.
0:02.8	And for the Aglewall family, it was well over you.
0:05.5	They wanted to know exactly what they were getting,
0:08.0	like knowing their kids stay and eat a delicious breakfast for free!
0:11.6	Yes!
0:12.6	And no need to look heavy bags, with free parking at over 500 hotels.
0:17.4	Enjoy the same feeling whatever the trip.
0:19.8	Premier in, rest easy.
0:21.9	Only available to book at premierin.com.
0:24.5	A season sees a ply of two kids stay and eat breakfast free with a full paying adult.
0:29.8	I'm just saying, you have not yet one time said to you to fuck my mom and I'm honestly upset.
0:35.6	You wouldn't be-
0:36.6	You wouldn't be!
0:37.9	Guys, new merch out now!
0:40.7	Also, Michael and I are also on tour this weekend.
0:42.9	I'm in Omaha, Nebraska.
0:44.7	The shows are almost sold out.
0:46.1	I think there's a few on East Died Left, go to those TrevorWalls comedy.com.
0:49.9	And then the fourth of July weekend, DeMoin Iowa Baby, then I'm gonna be in Liberty Township
0:54.1	Ohio, the seventh through the 10th, the weekend after that, the 15th.
0:58.1	I believe I'm going to quick here, uh, where it oak AC Oklahoma city.
1:02.6	And then also the last week after that, uh, where the fuck is it?
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