Good morning perfectionists, well, figured I'd have to give just a little, um, producer's

note at the top of this episode. This week a lot of pop culture news came out and, um, this

episode was pre-recorded, so we obviously were not able to discuss all the pop culture news,

like Adam Levine, but at a later date, we will try to get to the Adam Levine news that we know

everybody is looking for. This episode doesn't have that, but it is very, very fun and sweet and silly.

The story about the girl with the ex boyfriend is so funny to me. Anyway, please enjoy this episode

of Perfect Person. Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect, and I'm going

to teach you how, uh, this last week I had cereal, and I just added a little bit of extra milk,

because nothing's worse than when the cereal gets too warm, because the temperature of this cereal

is hotter than the milk is cold, and when you don't have quite enough, then it's going to get warm,

and then you're eating warm cereal, and then you're okay, prepare with me, and then you're on

a situation where you're having warm cereal, and it's like, what's this even about, you know,

and I'm here with Will, a freelance guy who's just sort of sitting in for the day, just for the day.

Yeah, I've been on every, most of the episodes, but yeah, just for the day, uh,

freelancer, will, will, will, will, I will say like what you're describing putting extra milk

is like, doesn't that run the risk of getting soggy cereal quicker? No, because I'm eating it

at breakneck speeds. You do need to shovel and lay facts. I'm eating it quick. I'm eating it quick.

You're one of the fastest eaters I personally know, and I'm one of the slowest eaters I know.

Really? Yeah. Now I do. I've seen you just shovel food into your mouth.

Oh, because to me, life is about drinking your cup full. But what about savoring it? What about

savoring it? We're joined here by Jay Putnam, longtime friend of mine. Uh, I would say arguably

my first friend in college without without your amount of time wise. Yeah. Just I met you

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