Hello and welcome to Perfect Person. I'm Miles Bonson, your perfect person, and I'm

here to teach you how to be perfect just like me. For example, I made a shaved kale salad

with a little vinaigrette that I whipped up. Is it the kale shaved? I believe it's referred

to as shaved kale. It's a type of kale that is regular kale, but it's chopped up in a

way that makes it almost appear shaved. So it's not like someone's using a Gillette razor

on kale. No one is, and did you really think that? Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Did

you really think that someone was Gillette foaming up a kale and then saying, let's shave

this kale down like a baby's bottom? No, they be shaving cream on it. No, they're not shaving a

kale. They're not shaving a peach. They're not shaving a butt. They're shaving the kale. Okay. Got

it. And I put a little vinaigrette and I whipped it up for my wife. Did you make the vinaigrette yourself?

I did. Let me start. Champagne vinegar. Okay. Olive oil from Grazza. I bought an artist in olive oil

recently. Well, I have a big believer in spending, if you have the money, olive oil is one of the

places that you got to buy the nice shit. How much? How much are you spending at olive oil?

And I'll tell you how much I spend. And by the way, I went to a fancy little craft store. This

isn't an everyday thing. I just was like, I want to buy a fancy olive oil just to see how the other

half lives go ahead. I would say that I'll buy like a thing of olive oil with like $17, $20.

That's big. Yeah. But a big one. No. A little. Sometimes, yeah, not like the biggest size. It's

not, I'm not going for volume. I want to buy the fancy kind from Italy because that shit's

going to be better. Grazza is a brand that cool silver like mom's probably know. It's a brand

that's in little boutiquey stores. Yeah. And I got the Grazza olive oil. I think it was $15, $16

a bottle, a little squeezy bottle. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of what you, you just, is this worth

the money? I, there's certain things that are worth the money. And this is my tip to the people.

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