118: NFT that c*ochie

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science.

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0:00.0	These days, it's nice to know what you're getting.
0:03.3	Like the same, hmm.
0:04.9	When you took into our tasty breakfast, the same, yes!
0:08.2	When your kids stay in eat breakfast for free.
0:10.4	The same, woo!
0:12.0	Knowing there are over 800 hotels and the same, ah!
0:16.2	Every time you sink into one of our super comfy beds,
0:19.3	enjoy the same feeling whatever the trip.
0:21.6	Premier in, rest easy.
0:23.5	Only available to book at premierin.com.
0:26.3	Teasing sees apply up to two kids stay in eat breakfast free with a full paying adult.
0:30.2	Don't bang me, you dumb!
0:31.8	You dumb, you bang me, you choose me, that's what I think.
0:34.2	Ever grow from overhead, ever grow from a bang, stupid.
0:36.4	What are you doing? It's me!
0:39.2	Sift socks, back on the road, we are touring.
0:41.6	Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
0:42.7	We're gonna get into the episode very momentarily,
0:44.7	but let me just plug these shameless tour dates.
0:47.0	Me, Trevor Walsh, I will be having my own show on Los Angeles.
0:49.8	May 8th, come on out, GM the van, very fun venue.
0:52.6	And then that's May 8th, we got May 25th through the 27th San Antonio, Texas.
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