Sucked Off by a Sandwich

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories.

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0:55.8	I remember I made a science project and he was the...
0:58.7	Or not a science project, but you know when you got a build shift for no reason?
1:01.3	What was that all about?
1:02.9	The teachers are like, honestly, I don't know what to do this week.
1:05.3	Build and fucking show and tell us on Friday.
1:07.0	You get class work on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
1:09.0	What?
1:09.8	School did you go to?
1:11.7	Prison?
1:12.8	Prison.
1:13.6	What do you mean?
1:14.0	No, this is nice.
1:14.8	Wait, hold on.
1:16.5	They would just let...
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