Hey there folks, it's Luke coming to you from deep inside my bedroom, or as I call it today, the sick chamber.

I'm a little under the weather today, which you might have figured out if you didn't hear me on the radio program,

but I'm taking copious amounts of chicken soup and vitamin water, and I should be on the mend by tomorrow.

In the meantime, enjoy this greatest hit from the TBTL archives.

Say, that didn't mind me. How'd you get that kid to darn fast?

Well, this whole thing is just who knows who, and then over here you have favoritism.

Yeah, Ed has a friend at one of the agencies.

Me and Doc went in to a dog found a kind of someone wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for healthy white baby.

I said, healthy white baby, five years? Okay, what else you got?

Said they got two Koreans and Nick were born with his heart on the outside.

It's a crazy world.

TBTL.

And it's probably just going to get crazier here on this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I can't believe you're still on here.

We are so happy that you've been able to join us.

You tend of listeners out there in imaginary radio land.

$300 in a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air, like one of the guardian owls of legend.

This episode's $700 and $72 in a collector series.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at $180, nine pounds, likely due to the fact that we have arrived at day six of my ride on the little red wagon.

You can ride in my little red wagon.

And very excited to have managed to tunnel my way down below the ocean.

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