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She’s In The Doghouse Because She Bought Her Girlfriend The WRONG Purse!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

She knows she’s going to be in the doghouse with her girlfriend...why? Because Producer Keity ordered the WRONG anniversary gift!

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0:41.8

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0:44.2

All right, so Katie already knows she's in the doghouse with her girlfriend.

0:49.2

And her girlfriend hasn't even received the reason why yet.

0:53.0

I am so nervous because I feel like I've messed up

0:56.9

big time and I'm trying to figure out how it can be fixed. So for those who don't know, I am celebrating

1:03.4

my first anniversary of my girlfriend this weekend. Congratulations. That's so exciting. Congrats,

1:08.0

man. That's awesome. Thank you. So I'm really excited about that. It's like, all right, we've been in this thing for a year. Okay, cool. So we've planned this trip and we're like going to just have a weekend where it's just us, a little nice, like simple getaway by the beach, right? Mm-hmm. So leading up to this, it's the plans of what is the perfect anniversary gift? Like, what type of gift should you get for a year, right? For a year. All right. So you're out of that phase where, hey, we're not, we're not really sure what we are yet. You don't want to give one present that's way bigger than the other person because then it kind of defined, you guys are in it. Exactly. exactly yeah man and I already know how she is she's

1:45.5

really big on gift giving like she's that type of person that's like so excited about giving the gift

1:50.5

that she wants to ruin the gift for you because she's so excited about the gift she's like I can't wait to

1:54.7

tell you about the gift she's one of those and ever since we started dating I am that person

2:00.2

that has the notes the the All About Bay notes.

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