100 - Chaos Mode

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2019

⏱️ 264 minutes

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Summary

Chaos Mode: The U.S. Army Marines Boot Camp Drill Sargent Luke Nukem (@necrobranson) leads a US Army Marines boot camp with Private Steak Wallop (@intellegint), Private Jim Face (@charlesraustin), Private Jonbenet Runescape (@eedrk), Private Edwin Gibbins (@dril), and Private Henry Click (@shutupmikeginn). Undercover Uber Presents Fast Food Frenzy Uber driver James Cordonbleu (@charlesraustin) drives around fast food reviewers including Lawrence Chode (@boring_as_heck), Pete Canstello (@robwhisman), Jared the Jaw Jackson (@BronzeHammer), Delroy Wiggins (@dogboner), Gage Crescent (@intellegint), and Hot Tub (@necrobranson). Meconium Manor Presents Thrush Fest Preparations for a DIY fest with Mickey Guts (@intellegint), Whimsee (@necrobranson), Frankie Vomit (@thevillainjoel), Musty Joe (@charlesraustin), and Beto O’Rourke (@Lowenaffchen). Gym Rats A discussion of workout routines with Gav Carolla (@ByYourLogic), Azreal LeMirez (@Bertovo), Chester Da Man (@tom_on_here), Cracker Barrel (@necrobranson), YabbaDabboDoo1980 aka The Push-Up Prince (@intellegint), and Slippy (@charlesraustin). Integrous Financial Strategies Market advice from wealthy financiers including Mammon Diabolos (@necrobranson), Dante Bondsman (@intellegint), Evan Richwine (@charlesraustin), Jerry Icy (@dangerousneil), and introducing the 16-year-old whiz kid, John Heed (@neonwario). Eat Chain: The 1,000th Episode Special Jon (@posts_by_jon) and CJ (Free CJ!) introduce the new Ben, Mitch (@Thoirdealbhaigh), and welcome guests Rylan (@neonwario), Andrew (@intellegint), Branson (@necrobranson), and Charles (@charlesraustin) to celebrate 1,000 episodes of Eat Chain. Special appearances from @ihaveeczema and @thesnotgreensea

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0:00.0	This is Dr. Yinz, Lublana, reporting from the Astroplane.
0:05.0	It is cold here, and there aren't many girls around.
0:08.0	If anyone on the other side can hear me, an event of tremendous arcane power is currently happening,
0:14.0	and my calculations are telling me that an event of this power could easily make its wasted material plane.
0:20.0	Two laylines of opposite power are touching.
0:23.6	A line line of chill, cool, and relaxed vibes, which have dubbed the pimp line, has come into contact
0:29.6	with a layline of the angry, aggressive, and misunderstood bad boy energy, which I have dubbed
0:35.6	the monster energy drink line.
0:38.0	This has created a sort of endless warfare of arcane energy which I have dubbed the never
0:43.6	back down criticality.
0:45.9	This energy will manifest at the crossroads of two laylines in the material plane, which
0:50.6	only exists in Terre Haute, Indiana.
0:53.4	Please, if anyone is getting my message here, which I do not now have
0:57.0	because I am yelling it into an old school boombox, please be warned.
1:01.0	TerraHot will be going into what I have scientifically dubbed Chaos Mode 2019.
1:06.0	Please be careful.
1:08.0	Welcome to the Jungle.
1:09.0	I repeat, Welcome to the jungle.
1:12.0	It is time for chaos.
1:17.5	Field report for 921, 2019.
1:24.1	Sergeant Luke Nukem preparing to accept recruits in.
1:28.9	Opening the bay doors now.
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