The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, the Tara Hot Hills Neighborhood Association meeting for September 19th, 2019.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Welcome to the Tara Hot Hills Neighborhood Association meeting for September 19th, 2019.

We're calling the meeting here at 6 p.m.

We have coffee and donuts in the back for anyone interested.

I think Mrs. Mayor brought some bottle of water and some cookies, so thanks to Mrs. Mayor.

Let's go around and state her names for the record here. I got everything set for the recording.

I'll start. My name is Frank Farm, president of the Neighborhood Association, as of one week.

And I am the owner and operator, small businessman for Frank Farm's streak farm, a business I run for parties and corporate events and things like that.

Why don't everyone go around and state your names?

Spine, Honeycrisp.

I'm Frank's brother here, his brother-in-law.

Frank hires me for multiple tasks around the neighborhood.

I'm a handyman, musician, magician, clown, bartender, criminal, and detective at times.

And that's, I mean, a lot of other things, too, but I can't think of them.

My name is George Produce.

I am the chief lieutenant of the Neighborhood Watch.

I am also the owner of Crab Blasters, a seafood restaurant on Route 35. We have 3.7 out of five stars on Yelp.

And I am the recent owner of an M1 Abrams tank that helps me patrol the neighborhood that I bought on the dark web with the help of my son, Michael Produce.

My name is Thomas Warhammer Milkbone.

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