101 - Guy Code [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

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4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Dougley Kimmel, Scooter Lutz, Bryce “The Nice” Tripley, and Mortimer Hooters IV discuss Guy Code—69 rules that Jesus wrote about what a guy should do—as well as a new business venture, Guy Cove. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @tom_on_here … free CJ) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101-guy-code-30809410

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0:00.0	Dog, listen to me.
0:02.1	You can't, that is one of the, that is one of the prime directives of guy code.
0:06.5	You cannot make fun of other guys' bodies.
0:10.5	You can't make fun of my big, weird nuts.
0:13.7	You can't make fun of another guy if he's got stretch marks on his dick that happened after puberty.
0:19.8	You can't do it.
0:22.9	You've got to be cool.
0:23.9	That's true.
0:28.1	Dougly, Dougly, we need you to be silent right now.
0:29.1	We're holding.
0:30.1	With a Gugly.
0:33.3	We need you to be silent right now.
0:35.2	Gugly.
0:37.2	We need you to be silent.
0:39.6	Scooter is right in that, you know,
0:41.8	do Mortimer just say silent?
0:43.6	He forgot an L in there.
0:44.1	What?
0:46.0	Did you misspell a word you spoke?
0:47.7	It's silent with a G.
0:48.3	Yeah.
0:51.0	He misspelled a word that he said. Okay.
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