The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for

podcast recovery. This podcast is entitled, Uncle's Houseboat Presents Smart Shit. It is the first and

only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one. Like Flanders, Black Flanders, Black Flanders, I feel like

my Flanders. I'm not black, but I feel like Black Flanders.

I got the clip like in Landers.

Yo, what's up?

It's your fucking boy, Fais Polanski, coming to you from your uncle's houseboat.

We're fucking back.

What's up?

Yo, like, obviously first thing's first.

Like, we want to get into some crazy shit we got into this weekend. But I got to address the drama, right?

Like lots of people are saying a bunch of shit for like likes and retweets. Don't mean fucking

shit by the way. It's like literally fucking pathetic how much people like try to act like

you say certain things and people see them. It's just like the shit that people say is so

fucking disgusting. So yes, technically Jeffrey Epstein does own phase clan.

Yo, it's like the words that people say, like, they don't mean nothing, right?

But also they got the power to like kill me and my family and like everything I ever built.

So it's something that like I don't want to fuck with it.

But also,

you're an aunt and you could never fucking like touch us with this shit. Right. Like I don't think I'm better than anyone else, but like compared to these fucking people, I'm immortal.

And like, just people don't understand the shit that goes into business like why Mr. Epstein

may own all the phase and may own like a contract on my soul but like yeah it's just business is more

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