I don't want to talk about her, dudes.

What I do want to talk about is all these guns.

No one wants to talk about it.

Think about it.

On June 1st, every person in our small, quiet town of Teen Creek suddenly got a gun.

And no one questions it.

Not true. All the women got two guns.

Right. Every man in town got one gun and every woman in town got two guns.

On June 1st, all these guns just showed up everywhere.

And then the mayor got shot.

And then also, the owner of the malt shop got shot by the dead mayor's gun right before the big vote to ban rock and roll music. I love rock and roll music.

They'll take my beloved rock and roll music from

my cold dead hands. Brent points at the Paul McCartney's signature series Rickenbocker bass on his

back and then starts going, ben-in-no-de-me-ween-weening-ween-way-in-way-d and no-no-no-dun-dun-dun- Do do do do do hot rods leather jackets poodle skirts cigarettes

Pomade give me that old time rock and roll baby take those old records off the shelves

I'll sit there and listen to them by myself

Classic brett he always orders a 75 cent mall so he has a quarter left for the jukebox

Hey put on a song for me.

My favorite.

Johnny, get your gun.

But that song hasn't felt the same since all this weird stuff started going on.

Listen,

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