Space, the final frontier.

And what a frontier.

In the future, everybody lives in space.

They like it there and they have missions there.

This is the first and only podcast about one of those missions.

Welcome to episode one.

Okay. about one of those missions. Welcome to Episode 1. Damn, Space, you looking good, girl.

Captain's Log, Star date 56947.2.

I am pleased to record the first log of my first command aboard the USS Entrepreneur.

We are en route to the peace conference on Ork Prime.

Starfleet has entrusted us with the transportation of Federation ambassadors, as well as a gift of goodwill.

Earth's only remaining Big Mouth Billy Bass, a rare and valuable artifact

from the 21st century. The Federation has been involved in a number of skirmishes with the

orcs over the past few months. Tensions initially flared when a group of orc raiders

attacked a Federation outpost for its copper wiring. But now we stand on the precipice

of lasting peace should this mission succeed.

I look forward to briefing my new officers, who I am sure will be restrained and competent,

despite being so regrettably human.

Sir, you know I'm not a human, right?

I don't know if we were supposed to talk while you were doing that.

We've been staying here the whole time, sir.

We've just been surrounding you the whole time.

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