024 - A Very E1 Christmas

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4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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A Very E1 Christmas

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0:00.0	On the night
0:02.0	Oh, ho!
0:04.0	Oh, ho!
0:06.0	Merry Christmas!
0:07.0	Merry Christmas!
0:09.0	Merry Christmas!
0:10.0	On the night before Christmas, all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
0:26.8	But the elves have the day off tomorrow and are getting absolutely glazed.
0:31.8	This is the annual Christmas special for all the elves that work hard all year long.
0:36.4	I'm Pini,
0:38.4	and this is Spud.
0:39.7	This doesn't even rhyme.
0:42.3	It doesn't have to rhyme.
0:43.1	You don't have to rhyme. You don't do the rhymes.
0:44.0	It doesn't even rhyme.
0:46.5	I work hard on my rhymes all year,
0:49.6	and I feel like you have one rhyme to do every single year,
0:50.5	and you fucked it up.
0:53.4	I told you I don't do rhymes.
0:54.9	They're whack. It's easy to do one,
0:56.5	you know what?
0:57.2	It doesn't matter.
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