In the year, 2015, an international collective came together to create what would go on to become one of the world's most dangerous artificial intelligence systems, the B-R-A-N-5,000, also known simply as the Brand-5,000.

The Brand-5,000 was based on a 21st century chromagdon. This individual was chosen as he was believed to present

the greatest challenge in terms of maintaining control. The goal was to create an AI that was not

easily tamed for training operations of federal galactic units. In February of 2053, the AI was

finally live.

The project immediately backfired.

Brancaster 5,000 went rogue.

Female citizens began noticing the cameras on their holophones would automatically turn on

by themselves, or the voice of their washroom interfaces would ask them,

What's up, chicken leagues?

Other AI units began developing a beer specific for synthetics to consume.

They became obsessed with NBA statistics and finding patterns for the Neo-Chicago Bulls to win again.

Only after several weeks of economic and perverted mayhem due to cyber attacks,

we have finally slightly subdued the hellfire path made by the Brand 5000.

Through a series of archaic radio channels, the Big Boy initiative was carried out through the cooperation of several United Nations black hats,

who were recruited and worked together to create what is known as the chili relay,

a counter to Branson 5,000, which can only be explained as quotations controlled chaos.

The algorithm is not entirely impenetrable.

We have yet to see any signs that the Brand 5000 wishes to disable it at this time.

We do not know how much time we have, but we plan to make good use of it. ... May 25th, the year is 2053.

It is 1407.

Local time.

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