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Mystical greetings. My name is Julius Saint Arpaio, and welcome to take me to your dealer. I'm a ninth-level mystic of the Rosicrucian order here at the Church of Doug's Van. And as always, in this

podcast, I am joined today by a Mr. Kyle Witchwood and a Mr. Josiah Paterno. Gentlemen, welcome.

Hello. How's it going, boys? It's going pretty good.

Kyle, I am in particular interest of talking to you and wondering what you've been up to since our brief hiatus from this podcast.

We are, of course, here in Joshua Tree, California, and you have had the pleasure of joining us for the first time today.

So thank you for coming.

And please tell me what you've been up to. Thank you, Kyle,

for coming out here. It's good to see you, man. It's been a while I just saw you. It's, it's so good

to see you guys. It's great to be back out here. It's a little weird being back here in California.

I've actually been out of the country for an extended period of time recently. I've had a bit of a revelation in my life,

and I've given up the Silicon Valley lifestyle

that I once previously enjoyed for a higher calling

that I now have devoted myself fully to.

However, you mentioned that there was an important event taking place out here in Joshua

Tree, California, and I felt compelled, as you are my brothers, to come back here and join you

in whatever this unknown event is.

Well...

I don't know what you're planning, but I'm looking forward to it. I trust you

because you are dear to me. You're wonderful. And you are, you boys are on the same spiritual

wavelength as I am. Well, I'd like to thank you for coming. And the holy event that we are

planning, we will discuss much later in the podcast. We won't event that we are planning we will discuss much later

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