The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Last Will and Testament of Andrew and Branson.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Thank you. to episode one.

My name is Alex Franson.

And my name is Andrew Hudson.

If you can hear this, it's because we're dead.

It's December 7, 2017 at 7.14 p.m.

We've been stuck inside of this Dave and Busters for two weeks.

Things are looking grim.

The following auto recording is our last will and testament,

our confessions, and a glorious final document to our lives.

I bet you're wondering if you're an investigator or policeman on this case, how we got here.

Following the oiled pig roundup at the Terre Haute State Fair, an oiled pig escaped the pen as the children attempted to subdue it.

Andrew, bound by duty, chased after it.

Me, bound only by pleasure, took off after him to spectate.

The pig made it about a quarter-midal to the local Dave and Busters, closed for renovations.

Dive through an air shoot where it got into the maintenance level of the basement, which we followed. At this point we realized that the passage behind us was impossible to go through

throughout the other way through, being an air vent.

At this point, we promptly

butchered the hog

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