Jokes On You Podcast

Happy Pod Day, Y’all! We missed each other bad so we kinda just yapping, not gonna lie! From policing p*ssy gumbo to defining “punching down,” the girls are chatting it tf up! Talley is investigating flatulence at Jeju, Mel got her brows done at Burps & Brows, and STOP SENDING OUR MOMS OUR VIDEOS!

Published: 22 August 2025

Hiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee! We are getting your letters and we READING THEM! From corporate godparents to masc-presenting tricking, the girls are handing out advice left and mf right! Talley met a lunatic at Rock Steady, Mel went to religious wrestlemania, AND MEL AND TALLEY FINNA START A CHURCH GRIFT, YOU COMIMG?!

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2025

HIIIYYYYYEEEEE!!!! We missed you guys so much!! This week the girls do some ki-ki’ing and catching up! From new hobbies to hollywood documentaries, the girls get into it all! Talley joined a bowling league, mel loves the magic city alien, and PRE-BUS YOUR TABLES AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the gworls are talking about Love Island, from Huda Woulda Shoulda to Amaya Papaya, the girls discuss it all! Talley thinks Tyler Perry has been contracted by the CIA, Mel thinks Steve Harvey has a half wig, and WHY WOULD THAT GIRL DO THAT BACKBEND LIKE THAT????? Join the patreon if you love (or even like) us!

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS (THE SAME ONES FROM LAST WEEK) HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the girls are (amongst other things) getting into Love Island USA S7 (and putting together dream casts of their own!) From Huda & Jeremiah’s toxic lovebombing to Yulissa’s eviction, the girls get into it all! Talley’s robot is names A.I.sha, Mel is president of the Smut Readers of America Club, and IT’S TOO MUCH KISSING IN THE MOUTH IN THAT VILLA!

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2025

WE KNUCKING AND BUCKING AND READY TO FIGHT. This week the girls are discussing community (vigilante) justice, bad (annoying) twitter takes, and the Ciara and Russel Wilsonfication of social media. From fistfights to funfetti cake, the girls get into it ALL. Talley is being haunted by old relationship, Mel got beef with the stomach doctor, and ARE YALL READY FOR THE JOKES ON YOU MIXTAPE????

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2025

WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR CHURCH YALL. This week, the girls criticize, criticize, criticize the CHURCH HOUSE. From Sarah Jakes Roberts to Jackie Hill Perry, the girls unpack it all. Talley almost had a caffeine overdose, Mel is upsetting the long jean skirt Christians, and JUSTIN BIEBER HATE HIS B*TCH SO BAD OMG????

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

THE DOLLS ARE BACK AND WE HAVE A HOME. I know y’all missed us, so this week, WE’RE CATCHING Y’ALL UP. From Nollywood makeup mishaps to a mistaken overcommitment to “celibacy,” the girls try to fit the last month into 50 minutes! Mel’s t*t’s don’t touch, Talley’s t*ts are always touching, and WHY ARE THE YOUNG BOYS SO AGGRESSIVE????

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2025

THIS WEEK WE DOWN TO THE JUKE Y’ALL! That’s right, the Jokes On You dolls are unpacking the critically acclaimed film SINNERS (you should’ve seen it by now. there’s literally no excuse). From Smoke to Stack, the girls get into it all. Talley says “tootsies,” Mel apparently hates the word “tootsies,” and WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT SIZZLING YT MAN INTO YOUR HOME?!

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2025

OMG HIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!! We’re back we know it’s been a while, but we’re still heeeeeerrrreeew. This week, the girls are supposed to talk about Sinners, but we got distracted so y’all get ONE MORE WEEK WITH NO SPOILERS. Not gonna lie, we down bad y’all, from emergency room visits to family tragedies, the girls are doing the best they can. Talley almost got abducted (?) in an old honda, Mel got to live out her fanfiction dreams, and WHY WAS THAT LADY LICKING THAT LOLLIPOP AT STEPH CURRY LIKE THAT???

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025

This week, the girls are going POST APOCALYPTIC. The republic is falling, and we’re mapping out our life plans. From Woman’s Work to The Marathon Continuing, the girls (maybe) survive it all. Talley (still) doesn’t know how to be nice to men, Mel is disinviting people from her wedding, AND THAT APPLE WATCH ALRIGHT IS WITH US!

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025

Not gonna lie, we did some YAPPING this episode. We started off with concepts of a topic and actually never got around to it, but we are entertain nonetheless! From going blind to unhoused feet, the girls yap yap yap their little lives away. Mel is perfecting her Cartwheel, Talley is chastising local children, and WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND AN ABANDONED WHEELCHAIR????

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2025

HIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE!!! It's still Women's History Month & y'all and we being EVIL WOMEN! From Snowballing to Succession, the dolls are all over the place (and possibly getting in trouble lmao). Tisha Campbell's son on Tiktok making spaghetti, The Uptown/Downtown Dance Man got 5011 kids, AND JUSTICE FOR NIKKI FROM SAVE THE LAST DANCE AND WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MIA FROM THE BEST MAN! Join us on patreon for exclusive content! patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL!!!! This week (and next week in Pt. 2) the girls are focused on being TERRIBLE WOMEN!! From BBLs to…The Big Piece of Chicken, the girls get into it all. Talley is a top that can’t stop finding tops, Mel cooks and clean and washes everything, and PEOPLE ARE BORN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2007?????

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2025

*CUE THE DRUNK IN LOVE DUBAI RUN* HIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE! This week the girls are DEEP in their Beyhive bag, talking about Miss Yeehawncé and choosing album favorites! From Dangerously in Love to Cowboy Carter and EVERYTHING in between, the girls super fan their way through it all. Talley goes to sleep before the sun sets like a senior citizen, Mel and That Boy almost got into a racial altercation down to the Longhorn, and WHY IS TWITTER SO MISERABLE NOW?!?!!

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2025

HAPPY (ALMOST) WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL. Be mean to as many men as you can. This week, the girls completely forgot that they had a topic and proceeded to chit chat and yapped for 53 minutes. From child stars to black entertainers gone too soon, the girls unpack the stardom of it all. Mel ran through California like a tomb raider, Talley (awkwardly) met a celebrity, & DON’T NOBODY WANNA BE COLD ON FLAT SHOALS!!!! Follow us on patreon at patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2025

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH YALL. This week the girls are first and foremost, YAPPING, but also celebrating their blackest black history. From Lady D’jango to Black Kissin’ Kate Barlow, the girls get into it ALL. Talley thinks she’s “normal,” Mel was somehow sheltered and unsheltered, AND WHY ARE THE BABIES WATCHING PIMPS UP H*S DOWN?!?!

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

HIYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!! We back y’all! We missed y’all so much (even though y’all been cussing us out!) This week, the girls are in LOVE y’all. From first loves to lovey dovey movies, the girls get into it all. Mel lives with a boy (That Boy™) now, Talley be “my man my man my man” and DON'T KNOCK THE SPACE HEATER UNTIL YOU TRY IT!

Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2025

WE DONE MADE IT THROUGH THE YEAR Y’ALL!! This week, the girls are unpacking and manifesting for 2025! From yappin’ to coveting, the girls get into it all! Talley stays in her proverbial lane, Mel gets the proverbial ice cream, and WE’LL SEE Y’ALL IN 2025 LOVE Y’ALL DEEP!

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2024

Edited to “GIVE OUR REGARDS TO BROADWAY B*TCH! This week the gworls are talking MUSICALS! From Sweeny to Chicago, the girls are giving a five-six-seven-eight!!! Talley can’t give her cooch*e away, Mel makes jokes with GenZ nurses during cooch*e surgery, and ANNE HATHAWAY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS B*TCH!

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2024

HIIIIYYYYYYEEEE!!!!! This week, the girls are going back, back, back into time! (to 2019.) The dolls are reminiscing, remembering, and rejoicing about where they are now. From old baes to new ways, the girls discuss it all! Talley got called “mad ugly,” (???), Mel eats grilled cheese with ketchup (???), and ARE WE GETTING DUMBER?! Join our patreon here: www.patreon.com/jokesonyoupodcast

Transcribed - Published: 22 November 2024

Y’ALL IT’S POST-ELECTION AND CHILE WE DON"T KNOW WHAT TO DO. This week, the girls are discussing the state of the republic, and it’s looking BLEAK. From model minorities to pot-lid patriotism, the girls discuss it all. Talley (begrudgingly) watched The Other Sister, Mel had a CHWHITE man in her apartment, AND WHY IS CARPENT A WORD THAT DON'T EVEN SOUND RIGHT?!!! We have not forgotten about the patreon we are revamping it pls give us a minute!

Transcribed - Published: 15 November 2024

THE GIRLS ARE EXHAUSTED! That’s right the girls are hilariously sleepy and being as silly as possible. From skinny lips to writing with feet, the girls discuss (deliriously) it all. Talley can burp the alphabet, Mel has a table made out of oreos, and WHAT IS UP WITH MOMS AND FARTS.

Transcribed - Published: 8 November 2024

THIS WEEK THE GIRLS ARE TALMBOUT HO(E)MCOMING! That’s right, the Jokes on you girls are getting into the bubble skirts and bare cheeks of it all! From bandeau tops to ruffle shorts, we get into it ALL! Mel is sending thigh d*cks, Talley almost hunched a white man, and WHAT ARE WE FINNA DO WITH A 5”7’ DRUM MAJOR?!Join us on patreon: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 1 November 2024

THIS WEEK THE GIRLS ARE VOTING FOR KAMALA HARRIS. POINT BLANK PERIOD. This week the girls are getting political and anti-patriarchal (per usual). From the groom from “boy mom” hell to Love after Lockup (WWE edition), the girls get into it all. Talley has issue with mom’s, Mel doesn’t hold eye contact, and WHAT IS IT WITH TALLEY AND MONSTAR A** MEN??? join our patreon here: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 25 October 2024

WE IN HERE PREACHING (AND COMPLAINING) ON THIS GOOD FRIDAY! This week, the girls are talking about talking to God! From God being an OBVIOUS MAN to God not delivering our blessings as we asked for them, we discuss it all. Mel really wants Talley to watch The Other Sister, Talley has no intentions to watch it, and GOD PLEASE ANSWER THE FULL PARAGRAPH WHEN WE PRAY.

Transcribed - Published: 18 October 2024

Welcome to THE GIRLS ROOOOOOM! This week, the girls are having a sleepover! From b*tching to beatboxing, the girls are discussing it all. Talley had beef with escalators, Mel tells her vocal music origin story, and WHY WOULD THE HAVE THAT METAL SPECULUM LIKE THAT?!?! Join our Patreon here for exclusive content: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 4 October 2024

This week, the girls are getting OLD! That’s right, this week, the girls are talking about their aging (but still very hot) bodies! From jiggling during step practice to running and falling down hills, the girls get into it all. Mel’s digestive system almost kept her from her B5 dreams, Talley’s trying not to p*ss on the back of her pants and STOP WEARING POSTER GIRL DRESSES WITH HUARACHES!! Get exclusive content on Patreon here: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 27 September 2024

IT’S GETTING FREAKY, Y’ALL! This week, the girls are getting candid and. K*NKY! (We really are oversharing omg wow) From Kiwis to Wife Swap, the girls unpack it all! Talley’s having looney toons style s*x, Mel’s got a whole thing with a popeyes cup, and BE MEAN IN THE BEDROOM IT’S FUN!!! Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 20 September 2024

HEY Y'ALL! SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO MEL RIGHT NOW!!! This week, the dolls are not only giving y'all updates, but also discussing dream proposals and pervasive misogyny (duality, we know you see it). From Oogity Boogities to an embargo on letters, the girls get into it all! Talley wants to pull a ring out of Beyonce's t*tties, Mel is going to space to meet Thanos (???), and PLEASE DO NOT HARM US IN LETTERS OMG WTF????Join the patreon! patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 6 September 2024

HIYYYEEEE!! This week, the girls are GETTING IN TROUBLE. The dolls are discussing the dumb sh*t they did when they were just girls. From horrible haircuts to c**chies and call centers, the girls discuss it all! Talley ate all of the hashbrowns Sam's Club had to offer, Mel was BETRAYED by Laura, and WE SHOULD NOT BE ON THE SAME TWITTER AS CHILDREN OMG PLEASE.

Transcribed - Published: 30 August 2024

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Happy ‘Lympics, y’all!!! This week, the girls are getting COMPETITIVE and discussing what events they would bring home the Gold for! From cussing out everybody in the Olympic village to GOAT level flirting, the girls are gone get up on that podium! Mel went to comedy boot camp, Talley almost got her hand sanded off at the nail shop, and SEAN CARTER YOU BETTER BE TREATING OUR ‘YONCE RIGHT.

Transcribed - Published: 9 August 2024

TALLEY AND MEL ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT Y’ALL! That’s right, not only are the girls yapping, we’re talking about what our platforms would be if we ran for the highest office in the land! From apple watches clocking our lowest moments to listeners being messy, the dolls discuss it all! Talley (foolishly) put her trust in a n*gga, Mel got snubbed by a baby, and LEAVE KAMALA ALONE GODDA*MN!!!

Transcribed - Published: 2 August 2024

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Transcribed - Published: 26 July 2024

WE MISSED YALL SO MUCH! The girls are catching UP since soooo much has happened since the last episode! From coochie needles to temporary homelessness, the dolls are going THROUGH (but we are still here!) Mel has some interesting pictures on an ipad, Talley almost got her skin melted off, AND WELCOME TO FRIDAY DROPS YALL MAKE SOME NOISE WTF!

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2024

WE DRINKIN STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE! The girls are quite literally drinking and LORD WE ARE GOING DOWN MUSIC MEMORY LANE (mind you, we were supposed to be doing drunk history but we absolutely digressed). From Main Event to the Morehouse parking deck, the girls have been cutting up all over the city. Mel airfried herself diving for nuggets, Talley's still fighting the oily b*tch allegations, AND PLEASE SETTLE THE JEDIDIAH/JEBIDIAH DEBATE FOR US!!!!Join the patreon here: https: //www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2024

THE GIRLS HAVE A BUDGET!! This week, your favorite dolls are touching the hands of their younger selves. It's Mel's 30th Birthday today so BERMM BERMM BERMMMM to that! From mean hoes in Nissan Sentras to alternate Daddy universes, the girls get in their time machines and unpack it all. Talley has a messy cousin, Mel almost made a bomb in her car, and YOU GOT D*AMN RIGHT WE ARE DRAKE HATERS! Check out our new church home here: https://www.instagram.com/secontenthouse/ Also, sign up for the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcastTickets to Mel's Shows:https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchell-30-on-30pelzhjyhttps://citywinery.com/new-york-city/events/mel-mitchell-live-ezo7v

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2024

HAPPY PRIDE TO THE GWORLS, GAYS, AND EVERY BAWDY EVERY WHICH WAY!! This week, the girls are cutting UP down to that d*mm studio! From multiple wives to suing side b*tches, the girls get into it ALL. Talley came out her wig to prove a point, Mel got a t*tty compliment from the asthma doctor, AND A MAN WHO PLAYS ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY HATES YOU!!!! Also, sign up for the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2024

WE BACK B*TCHES! SOMETIMES WE JUST CANNOT GET TO THE STUDIO Y'ALL BUT WE HERE NOW! This week, the girls are catching up! It's been about 84 years so we are getting into it ALL! From Meg Thee Stallion Shenanigans to Gatekeeping (and mourning the loss of) nail techs, the dolls discuss it all. Talley got a find a new apartment (accepting recommendations), Mel got jumped in and out of the WNBA, and WE DO NOT PLAY ABOUT RITA, OK??????????

Transcribed - Published: 7 June 2024

Ooh girl we are getting ASKY! This week, the Jokes On You Dolls are interviewing each other like little Oprahs! From getting sucker punched in your own home to waking up to symbolic pillow dividers, the girls get into EACH OTHER! Talley is hissing at men at Mexican clubs, Mel is getting caressed into REM sleep at the masseuse, and WHAT IF THE CHIROPRACTOR FORCE CLOSES MY BRAIN BY ACCIDENT????

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2024

FREAKY A** N*GG* HE A 69 GOD! Y’all requested it, so we provided! An intellectual (silly) & objective (highly opinionated) deep dive into the Kendrick and Drake Saga! From Drake finally getting his reckoning to Kendrick REFUSING to make music for the h*es, the girls get into it ALL. Mel almost lost a lung at Disney, Talley’s nightmares are nightmaring hilariously, AND STOP DENOUNCING STUFF JUST STOP GOING TO THE MEETINGS.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2024

THE GIRLS HAVE HOPPED IN THE DELOREAN, WE GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE! This week the Jokes On You Girlies are traveling through space and time, bouncing from decade to decade; from Napoleon to Marilyn, the girls discuss it all! Talley wants to f*ck David from the bible (???), Melbert wants to hunch Outside Allen Payne, and WHY DO OUR BOYFRIENDS LOOK LIKE COUSINS????

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2024

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN THE BUILDING! Thank y’all for your patience as Talley traveled the highways and byways! This week, the Jokes On You dolls are catching up, from Senior Citizen R&Beef to the dissolution of Caresha & JT, the girls get into it all. Mel got some unsolicited advice from an unhoused woman, Talley made up with her cousin, AND THEY HAVE GOT TO START TELLING US WHEN IT’S GONE BE FINE N*GGAS IN THE STUDIO!!!!!

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2024

GRAB YOUR WINE GIRL! This week the Jokes On You Girls are catching up, cracking up, and discussing the Quiet On Set Documentary! From Sexyy Red at bible study to Ciara’s roster films, the girls get giggly (blame the rosé). Mel got accosted at career day, Talley had an inappropriate crush on her substitute teacher, AND SIR DO NOT FOLLOW ME AROUND SOUTH DEKALB MALL. (If you haven’t bought tickets to Mel’s show DO IT DO IT NOW) https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchellz6oln5i (https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchellz6oln5i)

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2024

WE BACK (AGAIN) B*TCHES!!! We (again) thank y’all kindly for your patience! This week, the Jokes On You dolls tell you where they’ve been, what they’ve been doing, and get into a very deep discussion about GOD. From the devil to Diddy (also a devil) the girls discuss it all. Mel has recanted her disdain for Sigmas, Talley got bullied by the Beans on Toast People, AND WHO THE HELL IS DURRELL?????

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2024

OMG FEBRUARY HAS BEEN A MONTH! This week, we are quite literally addressing every single scandal and sensation that has happened this month, and it d*mn near took two hours. From civil rights leaders covered in mayo (????) to Cam Newton tussling in Ms. Mitch's best hat, the girls get into it all. Talley had a desperately intimate encounter with a sock on baecation (yeah, that's right BAEcation), Mel revoked That Boy's picture posting privileges, AND GO SEE MEL'S SHOW I KNOW YOU GOT SOME MONEY: https://www.showclix.com/event/mel-mitchell

Transcribed - Published: 29 February 2024