Hey

That actually ate

What's going on with you?

Let's do Jokes of the Week

Let's just get right into it

We're doing tight 45

Y'all not getting these rambling episodes

We are strict

Yeah, let's just do

We're strict, bitch, it's just joke of the week

Joke of the Week

I met a boy so somehow fine and ugly at the same time. I didn't know whether to look in his eyes or throw up. And it was the craziest shit I had ever seen in my life because, first of all, he walked up on me while I was sitting down. I was sitting on a picnic blanket. So, like, I had no idea about his height,

right? But the people have been telling me that I'm too height concern, so I've been trying to be a little, like, maybe 5'10. You know what I'm saying? I'm not going to end up with the short king. But 510, you know, I'm trying to, because why everybody got to be a monster, I understand that.

Because them proud niggas don't be fine, bro.

They don't.

Do you think fine is what I'm trying to, because why everybody got to be a monster. I understand that. Because them child niggas don't be fine, bro. They don't. Do you think fine is what I'm in it for? I have seen big dicks on any kind of body type. Like, I've seen some dicks. I don't want no little man. What am I going to do with that circus act? Why are you 4-11 with a big fat cop? What am I going to do with this? I don't want nothing to do with that. I'm sorry, I know that's your ministry. I don't have nothing to do with none of that. Dick is dick. You sound crazy. Do you want the dick to be big or not? I want a man to, I am a big, what Jocelyn say? A big girl.

You need a neck.

I need to lick on your neck. What am I going to do? I can't do nothing with that. He can't pick me up. And not even just sexually. I don't like getting picked up anyway. Not even just sexually. Like, what if harm befalls me and you have to care for me? You can't lift me. But see, you always doomsday prepping.

You got your machetes.

You got your fucking bag of lemons. I got my nunches. You got your nun chucks. You got your

nun chucks. You always ready for the last of us, bitch. Just be normal. Stop thinking like. I am normal,

but I need a man that if something happens to me, he can help me.

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