Episode 181: Shaq Sh*t

Jokes On You Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 658 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	The jokes on you
0:02.0	The jokes on you
0:04.0	The jokes on
0:06.0	The jokes on
0:07.0	The jokes on you
0:09.0	The jokes on you
0:12.0	The jokes on you
0:14.0	I'm not so
0:15.0	You're easily offended
0:19.0	If you secretly If you secretly hate women
0:23.6	Jokes are you
0:24.6	They got so much in storing
0:27.6	Talking about hoaring
0:29.6	How not to be boring
0:31.6	Yeah
0:32.6	Telling you ready
0:33.6	Melo you ready ready ready
0:35.6	To spit for the ladies To keep it nasty talking plenty, you're ready, ready, ready. Great. Great. Awesome. It's so early. It's so early. It's very early. We're happy. We're very early we were had to record early this morning my voice
0:58.3	ain't even fully thought out yet like i still got that rasp i ain't got no rasp i've been up
1:03.5	but like you've been up for six hours okay sure but it's still early to be doing this by this time
1:09.6	i would be sitting on my back porch with the coffee and the dog. You are 100 years old. I'm 100 years old because that's where you find peace. It's behaving like a 100-year-old person. I'm usually still sleep ready this time. Mm-mm. My first alarm is at 8. Look at that. Your first alarm is at 8? and then 8.30 and then I may got to be about 10. So you slam the phone shut on the 8 a.m. alarm.
1:31.4	Yeah. Look at that. Your first alarm is at 8? And then 8.30. And then I may get out of bed by 10. So you slam the phone shut on the 8 a.m. Yeah, shut the fuck up at 8. That's so crazy. No, this morning when my alarm went off, I just knew it was a lie. Like. I know you're not. I know you playing. Because like Duane usually leaves roll over give him a kiss he goes to
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