Every Outfit

The cat is out of the bag: Lauren is knocked up! And Chelsea is NOT the father, fyi.  On today’s episode, we discuss her foray into motherhood and our failed attempt to whore out her pregnancy reveal. We are also joined by the brilliant and discerning Patrik Sandberg for a discussion of Lady Gaga’s new album Mayhem, Meghan Markle’s much-derided Netflix series, and a recap of fashion month.  ps. this episode was recorded before we learned of the fashion double whammy that is Demna’s appointment at Gucci and Donatella’s exit from Versace.  Collections discussed in this episode include Calvin Klein, The Row, Tom Ford, Dries Van Noten, Givenchy, Chloe, Anne Demulemeester, Rabanne, Simone Rocha, Hodakova, Marc Jacobs, Dsquared2, Alaia, Duran Lantink, and Dilara Findikoglu. 

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2025

Apologies for the delay, Chelsea has had yet another rough week, but we are back to discuss Hollywood’s biggest night and all of the best Karla Sofía Gascón jokes. Topics discussed include the deeply healing The Color Purple reunion, Anora’s shocking sweep, Demi Moore’s life-imitating-art moment, the sensational Wizard of Oz tribute, David Lynch erasure, and Adrian Brody’s deeply annoying acceptance speech.  P.S. this episode was recorded before we knew the deeply f**ked up and unbelievably tragic details of Gene Hackman’s death. R.I.P. King. Let’s watch The Birdcage in his honor 🖤 Visual references: Ariana Grande in Schiaparelli, Cynthia Erivo in Louis Vuitton, Alba Rohrwacher in Valentino Couture, Mikey Madison in Dior, Elle Fanning in Givenchy, Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton, Demi Moore in Armani Privè, Selena Gomez in Ralph Lauren, Zoe Saldana in Saint Laurent, Timothée Chalamet in Givenchy, Kylie Jenner in Miu Miu, Miley Cyrus in Alexander McQueen, Jeff Goldblum in Prada, Colman Domingo in Valentino, Jeremy Strong in Lora Piana, Whoopi Goldberg in Christian Siriano, Sarah Paulson in Marc Jacobs, Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent, Julia Fox in Dilara Findikoulu, Kendall Jenner in Thierry Mugler, Kaia Gerber in Valentino, and Alison Brie in Versace. 

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2025

It’s been a rough week, but your girls are back to discuss all of the highlights from the SAG Awards, Brady Corbet’s $0 payday, and Lena Dunham’s romcom bidding war. We are also joined by the Los Angeles legend Liz Goldwyn for a chat about her RHOBH audition, her prolific vintage collection, and her dishy Substack STARF*CKER. 

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2025

Hide your children! Today we’re discussing the “bozo the bush” episode, a.k.a. “One”. In this monumental episode, Carrie meets Aleksandr Petrovsky, Robert surprises Miranda with a giant cookie, Charlotte has a miscarriage, and Samantha has a pubic hair-related breakdown. It also has many diva moments including a fake Marina Abramović, an Elizabeth Taylor-inspired makeover, and several references to Studio 54. What more could we ask for?

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

In honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re answering your burning questions about love, sex, and dating juggalos. Listen at your own risk! 🤡  As promised, here are the visual references for our discussion about bridal fashion: Gwen Stefani’s first wedding dress, her second, Olvia Culpo, Posh n’ Becks, Kristy Hume, Tori Amos, Bianca Jagger, Mia Farrow, Stella Tennant, and Tania Sarin. 

Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2025

On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss the controversial divas that commanded our attention this week: Bianca Censori and Karla Sofía Gascón. We also get into the fashions and performances at the Grammys, Mother Monster’s latest slay Abracadabra, Ellen and Portia’s skincare infomercial, the Met Gala’s newly announced dress code, the Buffy reboot, Timmy’s nasty fingernails in A Complete Unknown, the sassy heterosexual cardinals in Conclave, and more! Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Let us unleash our inner Carrie Bradshaw, call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at [email protected] 

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2025

On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss the controversial divas that commanded our attention this week: Bianca Censori and Karla Sofía Gascón. We also get into the fashions and performances at the Grammys, Mother Monster’s latest slay Abracadabra, Ellen and Portia’s skincare infomercial, the Met Gala’s newly announced dress code, the Buffy reboot, Timmy’s nasty fingernails in A Complete Unknown, the sassy heterosexual cardinals in Conclave, and more! Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Let us unleash our inner Carrie Bradshaw, call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at [email protected]

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2025

We’re back to discuss this year’s Oscar nominations and the unforgivable Challengers/Babygirl erasure. We also get into the upcoming Practical Magic and Romy and Michelle sequels, Glenn Martens’ appointment at Margiela, Alessandro Michele’s couture debut, Lauren’s fear that Severance will go the way of Westworld, the fabulous (but bleak) The Brutalist, and so much more! Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at [email protected]  Thank you to all the fuckettes who bought our merch! We are donating the funds you helped us raise to the Anti-Recidivism Coalition’s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasadena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire.

Transcribed - Published: 31 January 2025

We’re back to discuss this year’s Oscar nominations and the unforgivable Challengers/Babygirl erasure. We also get into the upcoming Practical Magic and Romy and Michelle sequels, Glenn Martens’ appointment at Margiela, Alessandro Michele’s couture debut, Lauren’s fear that Severance will go the way of Westworld, the fabulous (but bleak) The Brutalist, and so much more! Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine’s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at [email protected]  Thank you to all the fuckettes who bought our merch! We are donating the funds you helped us raise to the Anti-Recidivism Coalition’s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasadena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire.

Transcribed - Published: 31 January 2025

Trump is president again, so we’re discussing his cameo in an otherwise great episode of Sex and the City. This is also the episode where Samantha dates a septuagenarian, Mr, Big sings Frank Sinatra, and Miranda meets a cute bartender named Steve.  Also: if you would like to skip our opening banter about Trump’s inauguration, the Sex and the City talk starts at 20:50 💋

Transcribed - Published: 25 January 2025

Trump is president again, so we’re discussing his cameo in an otherwise great episode of Sex and the City. This is also the episode where Samantha dates a septuagenarian, Mr, Big sings Frank Sinatra, and Miranda meets a cute bartender named Steve.  Also: if you would like to skip our opening banter about Trump’s inauguration, the Sex and the City talk starts at 20:50 💋

Transcribed - Published: 25 January 2025

We’re back to discuss the harrowing fires that ravaged our beloved city, the poor woman who owns Carrie Bradshaw’s brownstone, and Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Sex and the City’s 9/11 erasure to THAT Katy Perry / JonBenet Ramsay conspiracy theory. Want to be featured in a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773! Also, if you buy anything from our store this week, 100% of the proceeds will be donated to fire relief. The funds raised will be split between the Anti-Recidivism Coalition’s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasedena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire. 🛍SHOP NOW 🛍

Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025

We’re back to discuss the harrowing fires that ravaged our beloved city, the poor woman who owns Carrie Bradshaw’s brownstone, and Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Sex and the City’s 9/11 erasure to THAT Katy Perry / JonBenet Ramsay conspiracy theory. Want to be featured in a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773! Also, if you buy anything from our store this week, 100% of the proceeds will be donated to fire relief. The funds raised will be split between the Anti-Recidivism Coalition’s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasedena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire. 🛍SHOP NOW 🛍

Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025

YIKES! Los Angeles is on fire, but we still managed to record an episode before fleeing to local hotels. Please note that this was recorded on Wednesday morning, before we understood the scope of the devastation. In this episode, we discuss Michael Patrick King’s new interview with Entertainment Weekly, the big wins and fashions of the Golden Globes, the deeply bizarre cinematic tour de force that is Emilia Pérez, and Nicole Kidman’s lactose kink in Babygirl.  We're sorry we can't embed the red carpet photos, but you can see what we're talking about HERE.

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2025

YIKES! Los Angeles is on fire, but we still managed to record an episode before fleeing to local hotels. Please note that this was recorded on Wednesday morning, before we understood the scope of the devastation. In this episode, we discuss Michael Patrick King’s new interview with Entertainment Weekly, the big wins and fashions of the Golden Globes, the deeply bizarre cinematic tour de force that is Emilia Pérez, and Nicole Kidman’s lactose kink in Babygirl.  We're sorry we can't embed the red carpet photos, but you can see what we're talking about HERE.

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2025

We survived the holidays and are back to discuss the Blake Lively / Justin Baldoni drama (Team No One), the trailer for the third season of Yellowjackets, Robbie Williams dismal fame level in the United States and his new monkey biopic, the much-hyped reissue of Takashi Murakami’s iconic collaboration with Louis Vuitton, the Walmart Birkin, the insane new Skims store in New York, Kim Kardashian’s bizarre Santa Baby music video, the doctored Luigi Mangione Margiela photo, and the recent deaths of three legends: Rosita Missoni, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and Polly Mellen. 

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2025

We survived the holidays and are back to discuss the Blake Lively / Justin Baldoni drama (Team No One), the trailer for the third season of Yellowjackets, Robbie Williams dismal fame level in the United States and his new monkey biopic, the much-hyped reissue of Takashi Murakami’s iconic collaboration with Louis Vuitton, the Walmart Birkin, the insane new Skims store in New York, Kim Kardashian’s bizarre Santa Baby music video, the doctored Luigi Mangione Margiela photo, and the recent deaths of three legends: Rosita Missoni, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and Polly Mellen.

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2025

We're enjoying a little post-holiday respite, so we're unlocking one of our best V.I.P episode's of the year! We’re diving into Sex and the City’s most thrilling story arc, the torrid romance between Aidan-era Carrie and “beige is bullshit”-era Mr. Big. Watching this doomed couple spiral out together is one of life’s great pleasures, and we’re here to discuss details: Mr. Big’s midlife crisis wardrobe, Aidan’s “clunky” furniture, and Carrie’s disgusting bed sheets. Like what you heard and want to hear more? Listen to two additional V.I.P episodes a month when you join Patreon or Apple Subscriptions! See you in 2025 fuckettes!

Transcribed - Published: 27 December 2024

We're enjoying a little post-holiday respite, so we're unlocking one of our best V.I.P episode's of the year! We’re diving into Sex and the City’s most thrilling story arc, the torrid romance between Aidan-era Carrie and “beige is bullshit”-era Mr. Big. Watching this doomed couple spiral out together is one of life’s great pleasures, and we’re here to discuss details: Mr. Big’s midlife crisis wardrobe, Aidan’s “clunky” furniture, and Carrie’s disgusting bed sheets. Like what you heard and want to hear more? Listen to two additional V.I.P episodes a month when you join Patreon or Apple Subscriptions! See you in 2025 fuckettes!

Transcribed - Published: 27 December 2024

Holy s**t! It’s our 200th episode, and we’re celebrating with frank discussion of Chelsea’s extremely embarrassing foray into roleplay. Here are the Polyester magazine photos that started it all. We also get into Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?, the Golden Globes nominations, Matthieu Blazy’s appointment at Chanel, John Galliano’s exit from Margiela, Lauren’s phobia of the midwife bear in Wicked, and Chelsea’s latest hyperfixation: solving JonBenét Ramsey’s murder.  You can buy our issue of Polyester HERE. Become a V.I.P Subscriber! Sign up for Patreon or Apple Subscribers where you can find our latest Sex and the City movie rewatch episode! Or GIFT a fuckette a subscription this holiday season! Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit.

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2024

Holy s**t! It’s our 200th episode, and we’re celebrating with frank discussion of Chelsea’s extremely embarrassing foray into roleplay. Here are the Polyester magazine photos that started it all. We also get into Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?, the Golden Globes nominations, Matthieu Blazy’s appointment at Chanel, John Galliano’s exit from Margiela, Lauren’s phobia of the midwife bear in Wicked, and Chelsea’s latest hyperfixation: solving JonBenét Ramsey’s murder.  You can buy our issue of Polyester HERE. Become a V.I.P Subscriber! Sign up for Patreon or Apple Subscribers where you can find our latest Sex and the City movie rewatch episode! Or GIFT a fuckette a subscription this holiday season! Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit.

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2024

Today’s episode is dedicated to the late, great Javier, the fictional fashion designer who died of a heroin overdose in this bizarre Zoolander-esque episode of Sex and the City. Topics discussed include Char’s widower fetish, Samantha’s odd encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio, Miranda’s harrowing solo choking incident, and Carrie’s first Mr. Big relapse. Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol! Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, give the gift of great hair growth this holiday season! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFITGIFT.  Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit. Shop Lauren's favs: the Organic Airy Gauze Napkins, Cashmere Baseball Cap, and Chunky Knit Weighted Blanket.

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2024

Today’s episode is dedicated to the late, great Javier, the fictional fashion designer who died of a heroin overdose in this bizarre Zoolander-esque episode of Sex and the City. Topics discussed include Char’s widower fetish, Samantha’s odd encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio, Miranda’s harrowing solo choking incident, and Carrie’s first Mr. Big relapse. Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol! Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, give the gift of great hair growth this holiday season! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFITGIFT.  Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit. Shop Lauren's favs: the Organic Airy Gauze Napkins, Cashmere Baseball Cap, and Chunky Knit Weighted Blanket.

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2024

On today’s episode, we discuss the latest crop of deeply random hotline calls. Topics discussed include the ethics of following Donald Trump on Instagram, the divisive Cartier love bangle, our new favorite film Vox Lux, and more!  Today episode is brought to you by, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Shop Honeylove’s Holiday sale and save an additional 20% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit

Transcribed - Published: 6 December 2024

It’s a slow news week, so we’re still talking about the deeply bizarre “holding space” video from the Wicked press tour. We also discuss the nominees for 2025 AVN awards, Sean Baker’s fabulous new film Anora, and we finally answer the question that is on everyone’s mind: which Sex and the City boyfriend has the biggest schlong?  Chelsea’s newsletter recs: Back Row by Amy Odell, Dana Thomas, Starf*cker by Liz Goldwyn, Sighs & Whispers by Laura Helms, Opulent Tips by Rachel Tashjian (this is invitation only, maybe DM her on Twitter?) Our favorite Louis Vuitton shows: S/S 2003 & S/S 2012. Honorable mentions go to S/S 2008 and S/S 2013. Also here is the full video of Andre Leon Talley talking about F/W 2012.  Our handbag recs: Sandy Liang’s Recital bag, Telfar x Wilson’s Leather Carry bag, The Clare V Petit Moyen in Black & Cream Woven Checker or Courrèges’ Holy Tote Bag

Transcribed - Published: 29 November 2024

It’s a slow news week, so we’re still talking about the deeply bizarre “holding space” video from the Wicked press tour. We also discuss the nominees for 2025 AVN awards, Sean Baker’s fabulous new film Anora, and we finally answer the question that is on everyone’s mind: which Sex and the City boyfriend has the biggest schlong?  Chelsea’s newsletter recs: Back Row by Amy Odell, Dana Thomas, Starf*cker by Liz Goldwyn, Sighs & Whispers by Laura Helms, Opulent Tips by Rachel Tashjian (this is invitation only, maybe DM her on Twitter?) Our favorite Louis Vuitton shows: S/S 2003 & S/S 2012. Honorable mentions go to S/S 2008 and S/S 2013. Also here is the full video of Andre Leon Talley talking about F/W 2012.  Our handbag recs: Sandy Liang’s Recital bag, Telfar x Wilson’s Leather Carry bag, The Clare V Petit Moyen in Black & Cream Woven Checker or Courrèges’ Holy Tote Bag

Transcribed - Published: 29 November 2024

Greetings earthlings! We’re back to discuss Chelsea’s latest obsession: the congressional hearings about UAPs. Don’t believe in aliens? Check out the terrifying “jellyfish” video that was recently leaked from a military base in Iraq. We also discuss the second installment of Every Outfit Couture, the new Coachella line-up, Ellen and Portia’s post-election move to England, Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, the tragic fate of John Waters’ latest film project, David Lynch’s new interview with People, Dave Coulier’s cancer diagnosis and THAT photo with John Stamos, the latest installment of Vogue World, and Alfonso Cuarón’s baffling new limited series Disclaimer.  Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol! Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, give the gift of great hair growth this holiday season! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFITGIFT.  Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit. Shop Lauren's favs: the Pine and English Rose Candle, the Washable Cashmere Hooded Cardigan, and the very Sofia Coppola Hooded Faux Fur Jacket.

Transcribed - Published: 22 November 2024

Greetings earthlings! We’re back to discuss Chelsea’s latest obsession: the congressional hearings about UAPs. Don’t believe in aliens? Check out the terrifying “jellyfish” video that was recently leaked from a military base in Iraq. We also discuss the second installment of Every Outfit Couture, the new Coachella line-up, Ellen and Portia’s post-election move to England, Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, the tragic fate of John Waters’ latest film project, David Lynch’s new interview with People, Dave Coulier’s cancer diagnosis and THAT photo with John Stamos, the latest installment of Vogue World, and Alfonso Cuarón’s baffling new limited series Disclaimer.  Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol! Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, give the gift of great hair growth this holiday season! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFITGIFT.  Get cozy in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to Quince.com/outfit. Shop Lauren's favs: the Pine and English Rose Candle, the Washable Cashmere Hooded Cardigan, and the very Sofia Coppola Hooded Faux Fur Jacket.

Transcribed - Published: 22 November 2024

We’re back from Europe and diving straight into the best (and worst) fashion and pop culture moments in recent weeks: People’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, the Grammy nominations, the Martha Stewart documentary, Joker: Folie à Deux, Lady Gaga’s new music video, and the December issue of Vogue, which was guest edited by Marc Jacobs. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI.  THE RULES OF ATTRACTION, BOYHOOD, SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT DYING and THE FALL are now streaming on MUBI in the US. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well as, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 50% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit

Transcribed - Published: 15 November 2024

We’re back from Europe and diving straight into the best (and worst) fashion and pop culture moments in recent weeks: People’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, the Grammy nominations, the Martha Stewart documentary, Joker: Folie à Deux, Lady Gaga’s new music video, and the December issue of Vogue, which was guest edited by Marc Jacobs. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI.  THE RULES OF ATTRACTION, BOYHOOD, SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT DYING and THE FALL are now streaming on MUBI in the US. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well as, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 50% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit

Transcribed - Published: 15 November 2024

Today we process the disastrous outcome of the US presidential election and retreat to our safe space: Sex and the City reruns. And this week we’re discussing a truly great episode “Politically Erect”, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie dates a politician with a piss fetish, Stanford goes to The Vagina Monologues, Charlotte throws a party, and Samantha reluctantly beds a short king. Plus: an unhinged digression about which founding father is the most fuckable.  THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI.  SWALLOW, QUEEN OF EARTH and HUMANIST VAMPIRE SEEKING CONSENTING SUICIDAL PERSON are now streaming on MUBI in the US. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well ass Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And Nutrafol, get results you can run your fingers through! For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT. 

Transcribed - Published: 8 November 2024

Today we process the disastrous outcome of the US presidential election and retreat to our safe space: Sex and the City reruns. And this week we’re discussing a truly great episode “Politically Erect”, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie dates a politician with a piss fetish, Stanford goes to The Vagina Monologues, Charlotte throws a party, and Samantha reluctantly beds a short king. Plus: an unhinged digression about which founding father is the most fuckable.  THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI.  SWALLOW, QUEEN OF EARTH and HUMANIST VAMPIRE SEEKING CONSENTING SUICIDAL PERSON are now streaming on MUBI in the US. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well ass Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And Nutrafol, get results you can run your fingers through! For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.

Transcribed - Published: 8 November 2024

Ello gov'na! We’re recording today’s episode in London, the birthplace of Annabelle Bronstein! Topics discussed include Chelsea’s trip on the Orient Express, finding herpes medication in Amsterdam, Megan Thee Stallion’s thoughts on Sex and the City, Luca Guadagnino’s American Psycho, Addison Rae’s rebrand, Gwen Stefani’s political leanings, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by MUBI. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well as, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 50% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit

Transcribed - Published: 1 November 2024

Ello gov'na! We’re recording today’s episode in London, the birthplace of Annabelle Bronstein! Topics discussed include Chelsea’s trip on the Orient Express, finding herpes medication in Amsterdam, Megan Thee Stallion’s thoughts on Sex and the City, Luca Guadagnino’s American Psycho, Addison Rae’s rebrand, Gwen Stefani’s political leanings, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by MUBI. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.com/everyoutfit As well as, Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT  And Honeylove! Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 50% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit

Transcribed - Published: 1 November 2024

On today’s hotline episode, we discuss our most embarrassing moments, the ‘90s films Simply Irresistible and Kissing Jessica Stein, our skincare routines, the pluses and minuses of starting an amateur porn career, our favorite Edith Head costumes, Death Becomes Her vs. The Substance and more! Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. As well ass Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

Transcribed - Published: 25 October 2024

On today’s hotline episode, we discuss our most embarrassing moments, the ‘90s films Simply Irresistible and Kissing Jessica Stein, our skincare routines, the pluses and minuses of starting an amateur porn career, our favorite Edith Head costumes, Death Becomes Her vs. The Substance and more! Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. As well ass Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

Transcribed - Published: 25 October 2024

On today’s episode, we discuss the ever-controversial Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, the new lesbian housewife on RHONY, the Costume Institute’s upcoming exhibition Superfine: Tailoring Black Style, Jojo Siwa and Interview’s respective Liza Minnelli tributes, the new Menendez Brothers doc, and Tesla’s underwhelming new robots. Plus: the ladies discuss the premiere of Lauren’s film Sugar Baby and Chelsea reports back from the SWEAT tour.   North American Fuckettes, watch Lauren’s film Sugar Baby on AppleTV, Amazon, or Fandango at Home

Transcribed - Published: 18 October 2024

On today’s episode, we discuss the ever-controversial Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, the new lesbian housewife on RHONY, the Costume Institute’s upcoming exhibition Superfine: Tailoring Black Style, Jojo Siwa and Interview’s respective Liza Minnelli tributes, the new Menendez Brothers doc, and Tesla’s underwhelming new robots. Plus: the ladies discuss the premiere of Lauren’s film Sugar Baby and Chelsea reports back from the SWEAT tour.   North American Fuckettes, watch Lauren’s film Sugar Baby on AppleTV, Amazon, or Fandango at Home

Transcribed - Published: 18 October 2024

Today we’re diving into Great Sexpectations, the tale of Carrie and Berger’s lackluster sexual chemistry, Miranda’s Jules & Mimi addiction, Samantha’s obsession with the hot waiter from Raw, and Charlotte’s quest to join the Jewish faith. Beware fuckettes! There is an upsetting amount of puns in this episode.

Transcribed - Published: 11 October 2024

Today we’re diving into Great Sexpectations, the tale of Carrie and Berger’s lackluster sexual chemistry, Miranda’s Jules & Mimi addiction, Samantha’s obsession with the hot waiter from Raw, and Charlotte’s quest to join the Jewish faith. Beware fuckettes! There is an upsetting amount of puns in this episode.

Transcribed - Published: 11 October 2024

We’re back to discuss the viral hippopotamus Moo Deng, Bottega Veneta’s deeply offensive fragrance pricing, the new ‘90s-themed American Girl dolls, the Crumbl cookie controversy, Lana Del Rey’s swamp wedding, Frances Bean’s baby, the transgressive lactose kink in the Babygirl trailer, Rebel Wilson’s bridal twinning, Ellen DeGeneres’ underwhelming comedy special, Francis Ford Coppola’s swan song Megalopolis, and Coralie Fargeat’s body horror masterpiece The Substance 💉Oh, and the trailer for Lauren’s movie Sugar Baby is here! WATCH! Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT.

Transcribed - Published: 4 October 2024

We’re back to discuss the viral hippopotamus Moo Deng, Bottega Veneta’s deeply offensive fragrance pricing, the new ‘90s-themed American Girl dolls, the Crumbl cookie controversy, Lana Del Rey’s swamp wedding, Frances Bean’s baby, the transgressive lactose kink in the Babygirl trailer, Rebel Wilson’s bridal twinning, Ellen DeGeneres’ underwhelming comedy special, Francis Ford Coppola’s swan song Megalopolis, and Coralie Fargeat’s body horror masterpiece The Substance 💉Oh, and the trailer for Lauren’s movie Sugar Baby is here! WATCH! Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT.

Transcribed - Published: 4 October 2024

On today’s episode, we discuss our trip to New York for Chelsea’s 40th birthday, Netflix’s extremely homoerotic Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, the flash mob dance sequence in The Perfect Couple, the tragic reedited version of Nicole Kidman’s AMC commercial, Perry Farrell and Isabelle Adjani’s wrinkle-free faces, Dave Grohl’s love child, Karen Elson’s star-studded wedding, Vogue’s new app, Naomi Campbell’s Anna Wintour diss, and the new Hulu series In Vogue: The 90s.

Transcribed - Published: 27 September 2024

On today’s episode, we discuss our trip to New York for Chelsea’s 40th birthday, Netflix’s extremely homoerotic Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, the flash mob dance sequence in The Perfect Couple, the tragic reedited version of Nicole Kidman’s AMC commercial, Perry Farrell and Isabelle Adjani’s wrinkle-free faces, Dave Grohl’s love child, Karen Elson’s star-studded wedding, Vogue’s new app, Naomi Campbell’s Anna Wintour diss, and the new Hulu series In Vogue: The 90s.

Transcribed - Published: 27 September 2024

Lauren has strep throat (pray for our girl) so today we’re unlocking the inaugural episode of the Every Outfit Book Club, a deep dive into 2023’s greatest book Sofia Coppola Archive. Topics discussed include Sofia Coppola’s iconic canned wine, the Paris Vogue issue that she guest edited, Quentin Tarantino’s Star 80 poster, and more! UPDATE: Jennifer Coolidge’s former residence was one of two houses that appeared in The Beguiled and is not the same plantation that was used for the “Sorry” video. Apologies to our queen!  Pertinent Links: Sofia’s Seventeen spread, MTV’s coverage of the X-girl guerrilla fashion show, Ciao LA + Hi-Octane, and The Chemical Brothers’ “Elektrobank” music video. Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

Transcribed - Published: 20 September 2024

Lauren has strep throat (pray for our girl) so today we’re unlocking the inaugural episode of the Every Outfit Book Club, a deep dive into 2023’s greatest book Sofia Coppola Archive. Topics discussed include Sofia Coppola’s iconic canned wine, the Paris Vogue issue that she guest edited, Quentin Tarantino’s Star 80 poster, and more! UPDATE: Jennifer Coolidge’s former residence was one of two houses that appeared in The Beguiled and is not the same plantation that was used for the “Sorry” video. Apologies to our queen! Pertinent Links: Sofia’s Seventeen spread, MTV’s coverage of the X-girl guerrilla fashion show, Ciao LA + Hi-Octane, and The Chemical Brothers’ “Elektrobank” music video. Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins. Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code OUTFIT. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

Transcribed - Published: 20 September 2024

It’s time for the funky tasting spunk episode y’all! 💦 That’s right, today we’re diving into “Easy Come, Easy Go”, the episode where Carrie cheats on Aidan, Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha grapples with Bobby Cannavale’s rancid ejaculate. Plus: the introduction of Bunny Macdougal and the most confusing “I couldn’t help but wonder” ever. Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT.

Transcribed - Published: 13 September 2024

It’s time for the funky tasting spunk episode y’all! 💦 That’s right, today we’re diving into “Easy Come, Easy Go”, the episode where Carrie cheats on Aidan, Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha grapples with Bobby Cannavale’s rancid ejaculate. Plus: the introduction of Bunny Macdougal and the most confusing “I couldn’t help but wonder” ever. Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT.

Transcribed - Published: 13 September 2024

On today’s episode, we discuss Max’s latest true crime tour de force Chimp Crazy, the shocking true story of a woman who gets her lip filler done by a straight man, featuring a scene-stealing performance by Alan Cumming! We also discuss Glenn Close’s high-camp performance in The Deliverance and answer listener questions about Lana Del Rey’s rumored boyfriend, Sneex, American Girl dolls, and more!  P.S. We recorded this episode before the release of Vogue’s fantastic new Lady Gaga cover. Paws up fuckettes, Dame Anna is back! Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.  As well, as Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

Transcribed - Published: 6 September 2024

On today’s episode, we discuss Max’s latest true crime tour de force Chimp Crazy, the shocking true story of a woman who gets her lip filler done by a straight man, featuring a scene-stealing performance by Alan Cumming! We also discuss Glenn Close’s high-camp performance in The Deliverance and answer listener questions about Lana Del Rey’s rumored boyfriend, Sneex, American Girl dolls, and more! P.S. We recorded this episode before the release of Vogue’s fantastic new Lady Gaga cover. Paws up fuckettes, Dame Anna is back! Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT. As well, as Honeylove. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT. And try our favorite water Fiji Water!

Transcribed - Published: 6 September 2024