272: On the 2026 Met Gala
Every Outfit
Every Outfit
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
We’re back to discuss the best (and worst) looks from the first Monday in May. Topics discussed include Kim Kardashian and Bianca Censori’s dueling Allen Jones homages, the shock pairing of Stevie Nicks and John Galliano, Heidi Klum’s thrilling transformation, the trio of Robert Mapplethorpe-inspired looks, Anna Wintour’s unexpected outfit repeat, Bad Bunny’s old man makeup, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | I spent $40,000 on shoes. |
| 0:07.2 | What's the matter, Morty? |
| 0:08.1 | Hi, I'm trying to buy our whole dress. |
| 0:12.1 | Great gown. |
| 0:16.3 | Beautiful gowns. |
| 0:18.1 | Fashion has changed. |
| 0:21.3 | No, it hasn't. Hi, I'm Lauren Grohny. Beautiful browns. Fashion has changed. No. |
| 0:22.4 | It hasn't. |
| 0:25.0 | Hi, I'm Lauren Groni. |
| 0:26.5 | And I'm Chelsea Fairless. |
| 0:40.0 | And welcome back to the Every Outfit Podcast and our fifth annual audio-only mecgala red carpet review, as God intended it to be. Wow, this is the end of the road for us, Lauren, the last year. Which is why I decided to get a laser procedure done the day of the |
| 0:46.5 | Met. Guys, you can't see her right now, but Lauren's face does resemble beef carpaccio. That's right, |
| 0:53.4 | in the words of Samantha Jones. Honey, I got a little something done. |
| 0:57.9 | This isn't fair, though, because you've gotten all of this laser shit because we have to be on |
| 1:02.6 | camera soon. I've never even gotten a facial. Like, I am not like a skin person. I have skin, |
| 1:09.5 | but I guess I just don't do anything to take care of it, like a normal |
| 1:13.5 | woman who cares about their appearance somewhat. Well, it's because you took the Isabel Rossellini |
| 1:19.2 | death becomes her substance, I assume. I wish. You do look ageless, Chelsea. You don't need |
| 1:25.9 | these pesky lasers that I've gotten done. |
| 1:28.1 | You did not suffer from adult acne in your 20s. |
| 1:31.7 | Oh, I missed your adult acne era. |
| 1:34.1 | When did that happen? |
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