252: Ho, Ho, Ho! It’s a Holiday Mailbag Episode
Every Outfit
Every Outfit
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2025
⏱️ 100 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Santa baby |
| 0:01.0 | Santa baby |
| 0:03.0 | I'm |
| 0:04.0 | Baby |
| 0:06.0 | Daddy |
| 0:07.0 | Santa baby |
| 0:09.0 | Baby |
| 0:10.0 | Just slip a stable |
| 0:14.0 | under the tree |
| 0:15.0 | For me |
| 0:17.0 | I've been an awfully good girl |
| 0:20.0 | Santa baby So hurry down the chimney tonight. |
| 0:26.8 | Hi, I'm Lauren Garoni, and I'm Chelsea Fairless, and welcome back to a very special episode of the Every Outfit podcast. |
| 0:35.9 | We are feeling the holiday spirit, and that is why we are doing a very |
| 0:41.6 | special holiday themed mailbag episode. You guys came through with your voicemails, with your |
| 0:47.7 | questions on Instagram. I wish I had brought some frankincense and myrrh for this occasion. |
| 0:52.8 | I really fucked up guys. I think we should |
| 0:56.3 | start with a question that we received via Instagram. Thoughts on etiquette for fucking your partner |
| 1:03.9 | in your slash their family home over the holidays. All right. My answer to this question is actually a follow-up question, |
| 1:12.6 | which is, how long are you guys gone for? See, my question is, how thin are the walls? |
| 1:18.2 | And what is the layout of the house? I guess anything more than three days, yes. But I feel like |
| 1:25.4 | if you're going for a compressed amount of time, that's your personal limit. |
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