Zombie Mall Cornhole, Ice Is Cold, The Art Of Disappointment
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an ice skating rink, where people say the ice is too cold, and the bathrooms are compared to a bus station. An art museum, where the bathrooms are a bit too close to the door, and some furniture is "obviously" out of place. A dying shopping mall, that cares way more about what young women are wearing, than actually drawing in customers & much more!!
Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions. |
| 0:18.9 | Hey. Thank you so much for joining us today. My name is James |
| 0:23.2 | Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We have more of complaints and grievances |
| 0:29.2 | from people you don't want to meet talking about places you don't want to go. Why is it so fascinating? |
| 0:35.0 | We wish we knew, but it's great. And we can't wait to get to more. Head over to shut up and give me murder.com. Oh, yeah. Not only is there tons of merchandise, get your tickets for the one, Your Stupid Opinions Live show. It is Phoenix, Arizona, May, or I'm sorry, March the 21st, March 21st, that stand up live. Get them now because they're almost gone. So come in and see us. We're going to have a blast. It's going to be so much fun. Oh, it's going to be great. That's going to be the best show. Of all of our shows this year, that's what I'm most excited for. So can't wait for that. That said, let's get right into this. Okay. No bullshit. Let's do it. Let's go to Long Island. What do you say? It's wintertime. |
| 1:15.6 | This isn't Long Island, actually. |
| 1:17.6 | No. Okay. The name of the place would beg to differ that it's not Long Island, but it's not in Long Island because it's pretty close to me. |
| 1:28.0 | It is the Iceland Long Island skating rink. |
| 1:32.3 | You would think that's in Iceland, Long Island. |
| 1:34.4 | Well, I don't do that. |
| 1:35.4 | Or Iceland, but it's in Long Island. |
| 1:37.5 | No. |
| 1:38.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:40.1 | This makes no sense. |
| 1:41.7 | The description of this on Google, okay? |
| 1:45.2 | This is all confusing. |
| 1:46.7 | Yonkers. |
| 1:48.3 | No, it's in New High Park, New York. |
| 1:50.9 | The description of it on Google is supermarket chain supplying frozen packaged foods, often discount gross or plus some dry groceries. |
| 2:02.1 | Okay. |
| 2:03.0 | It's a skating rink. |
| 2:04.6 | The pictures of it are kids skating around on ice. |
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