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Your Stupid Opinions

No Longer Golden, Appalling & Appealing, Served With Bleach

Your Stupid Opinions

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

News, Comedy

4.94.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a buffet, where the roaches run wild, and people can't tell what the food is, just by looking at it. A psychic, who people say is telling people with severe depression that "only she can help them". A major city's health department, where all the crotch checking has made the staff a little bit surly & much more!!

 

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions.

0:19.0

Hey!

0:20.3

Thank you so much for joining us on the show that asks strangers to give us your opinions on places.

0:27.2

We'll probably never go and things will probably never do.

0:30.0

Thank you so much for joining us.

0:31.4

My name is James Petrigallo.

0:32.8

I'm here with my co-host.

0:33.9

I'm Jimmy Wiseman.

0:35.5

We are excited today because we get to go back to the Alaskan Golden Corral. Yeah. We've got some other fun stuff lined up. It's going to be so much fun. This is one of the best reviews ever, this Alaskan Golden Corral. Before we start, just want to say, shut up and give me murder.com is the website to go. Get your tickets for the Your Stupid Opinions Live show.

0:56.5

Yes, sir. It is on March 21st in Phoenix at Stand Up Live. And the night before it stand

1:01.9

up live, we have a Small Town Murder Show. That's already sold out. Sold out. That's sold

1:05.9

out. You guys got to get it together. Get in there. Get those tickets. It's going to be so much fun.

1:10.1

We cannot wait for that one. That's going to be the most fun live show of the year. So be there for it. It's going to be hilarious. So have some fun with us. That said, let's not have some fun by going to an Alaskan Golden Corral. All right. Where we stand over a sad buffet. Yeah, yeah. And watch the roaches gather on the sneeze guard. Let's get it on, everybody. All right. Let's start out with Ronald with one star, because we're in the middle of this. We've already done the couple of good reviews. Yeah. People saying they had delicious steak at the Golden Corral. That was fun star but you had to wait a while because they only

1:44.9

make oh there's a line there's a line you only get two little pieces at once uh one star the guy

1:50.5

cooking the steak was named roy okay that's um roy roy that's important to know yeah i need to know

1:58.7

what's his what's his name not only that you need to know it more importantly they think we need to know. Yeah, I need to know. What's his name? Not only that, you need to know it. More importantly, they think we need to know it. It's fine if you go, hey, Roy, maybe that'll get you an extra piece of steak if you it's not going to help us any. When asking him for well done steaks, oh, Christ, he should have just shooed you away. Just get away from me, you nasty motherfucker. You shouldn't be allowed in here. But that's exactly what I expect from people who go to the Golden Corral. I'm going to say, the Golden Corral. Maybe that's what you want. And maybe actually at the Golden Corral, you want it well done just to make sure it kills whatever's in there. So that's probably it, too. he shakes his head in disbelief and is very rude.

2:38.3

Yeah, because you asked a chef to destroy food.

2:40.5

I mean a chef.

2:41.4

I'm putting that in massive air quotes.

2:44.2

Roy from the Golden Corral.

2:46.2

Roy, the man who prepares the food.

2:48.4

But anyone who cooks around just any type of food at all is going to go, ah, you're going to destroy it.

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